"Tornados" in "Iowa"?

[awq]

Lately I've heard a lot of media hype about tornados in Iowa. First of all if you are near a tornado remember that tornados can sense movement, and smell fear. Second the tornado is only a figment of your imagination and if you don't believe in it, it can't hurt you.
Finally Iowa is not a state, it was only declared a state due to a practical joke, that got out of hand, and when the joke was over the Indians diden't want that land back at all.