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"Looking for anything even remotely occult-y and/or mystical? Then look no further! Because, seriously, the Library is overrated. But hey, we have classics, too! Poetry is good for the soul, y'know-- and so is good literature."

&open action for all customers/employees

current employees;
Neil
Megara
Billy
Seifer


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Oops, I think I lost this for a while. Woooow. [And heeeere's a Willow, shaking the communicator rather forcefully.]

Did you guys know... I'm really smart? Like, like- did you know methane plus oxygen yields carbon dioxide and... and...

[Traaaaails off.] I feel like tacos.

[ooc: BACKDATED A LITTLE s-shut up sob.]

You know what, everything sucks. What with Tara leaving and- and the Library being stupid and the fact that none of this will probably work anyway. And I've even been here for over a year! There's only so much you can take, y'know. FML.

[And here is a Willow, who has gone for a walk through Xanadu, and is now sitting somewhere near the pine path with her communicator in her lap. The recording begins a little tentatively, with Willow unsure of exactly what to say. So eventually she just launches right into-]

--so, guys, it's been a whole year since I first came here. Three hundred ( Read more... )

Soooo-- this again?

Being a seasoned resident and all, I think I can say I'm mostly used to this. The "mostly" part is to cover me- in case I get surprised and it ruins my suave act.

But still, off-topic. Come one, come all! I should open up an advice booth or something. The Legendary Wisdom of Willow Danielle Rosenberg-- I could put glitter on the ( Read more... )

[There's a young woman walking down the street, oblivious to the weather, furiously scribbling in a notebook. After a few moments she pauses, makes a face, and tears the page out.]

No, no, that will not work at all...

[She shakes her head and starts to write again. She doesn't seem to notice anything else around her.]

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Resoundingly obvious fact number one: the Library should be burned to the ground.

Resoundingly obvious fact number two: this is a way better idea than spending my life in said Library.

And hey! It's all about character-building, right? I can build myself to be Willow the bookstore owner instead of just... Willow the not bookstore owner.

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[There is some shuffling and rustling of paper, before Willow's voice comes through.]

Wow! You know what? The City Library seems to think that pudding recipes are synonymous with memory spells! Isn't that awesome? I mean, I guess it's kinda sucky that there's still no turn-up on the memory front, but hey.

Pudding recipes! How can you go wrong? I ( Read more... )

Okay, um. Is it a curse day today? Because all of a sudden, I--

Well--I mean--

Suddenly I'm much with the breathing and I'm getting warmer and oh goddess I'm so hungry. I feel like I could eat a horse! If, you know, I wanted to. Which I don't.

Did anyone--? Y'know, with the deities? To make me more... alive than usual?

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