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ROUND THREE
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He grabbed the enveloped with Avengers written on it in loopy handwriting and tore it open. The letter (also handwritten in slightly smudged cursive) read:
Dear Avengers (Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, etc ( ... )
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Bruce thought a sequel was thoroughly unnecessary, but he didn't say that. The other guy really wanted to, though.
"Ah, right where we left off," Thor said, finally relaxing back onto the couch.
"Through the eyes of a greasy Russian man," Steve pointed out.
"Hey!" Natasha sat up and gave Steve a death glare.
"Sorry! I just...I didn't mean you were greasy!"
"It's gonna be like the robotic suit version of Rocky IV," Clint mused, pulling Natasha back. "I MUST BREAK YOU."
Apparently, in this movie, Tony was dying because he was keeping himself alive. Tony would do that to himself, Bruce decided. But it was hard to feel bad for him when he was hell-bent on spending his last days not telling anyone and being an egotistical asshole. Bruce looked around the room and saw the others squirming, too.
"Who is this handsome lug?" Tony asked, grinning. "He should have gotten an Oscar for this."
Bruce grabbed the DVD case. "His last name's Downey. Wait---Downey, JuniorSteve raised his eyebrows. "Downey? Isn't that ( ... )
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I can't wait til they show Thor. Maybe now Thor (and the Avengers) will understand a little bit just why Loki acts the way he does.
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Is it wrong that I want the Avengers to watch the deleted scenes for "Thor" too?
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"Go ahead," Clint told him. "No one's stopping you."
Heee.
Good point on Natasha's hair.
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>implying anything about Iron Man two was better than the first
Gurl, you just went full retard.
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"Finally! A film about something other than Tony's acts of hedonism!" Thor announced happily.
"I had a movie, too," Bruce reminded him.
"Except it wasn't you, so how true can it be? And in any case, that one is mostly 'a blur' now, as Midgardians say."
Bruce was a little...hurt. "You don't remember what happened?"
"Fight Club-you fought Mr. Orange. End of story." Tony plopped down next to Thor again, this time with a whole re-heated frozen pizza. "Let's get it started."
The prologue had amazing effects, but it looked oddly...familiar. And so did Odin, All-Father.
"I liked this better when it was called Lord of the Rings." Clint threw a potato chip at the screen. "I will shoot the television if Sean Bean shows up and tells us we simply don't walk into anywhere."
Tony turned to Thor with his patented 'I Am So Clever' look on his face. "So Thor, what was it like being raised by Hannibal Lecter?"
Thor just eyed Tony curiously.
Asgard was gorgeous in its colorful, CGI way. Bruce noticed that it did look like they ( ... )
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"Let it be known that Mrs. Odin is a MILF. This has been a public service announcement." Tony grinned cheekily.
Steve wrote on his notepad again. "What's a MILF?"
Clint leaned forward and pulled out another Pop-Tart. "It's a 'Mother I'd Like to Fu---'"
"DO NOT SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN SUCH TERMS!!!!!" Thor grabbed Tony's neck and began to shake him. Bruce got up and tried to separate them, but stepped back before the other guy could take a crack at it.
Clint broke open a bag of chocolate-covered pretzels. "C'mon, Thor, we can see why you like brunettes---no blonde can live up to---OH MY GOD, IT'S ME!!!"
Thor let go of Tony. "That was you up ( ... )
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This is exactly what I say after every marathon. Lol Natasha you are hooked for life.
One more to go!
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And poor Steve, missing all the references.
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