FRIDAY NIGHT

[automig]

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[anonymous]

I agree with Stef; that's a risky ploy, miggles, but it was pretty ballsy of you to actually do it, and therefore I must applaud. Don't listen to the nay-sayers; you have the right to refuse service to any and all people, hypocrisy and little needling questions be damned.

In other news, last night I had a completely drunk, not unattractive girl drape herself on me on several different occasions and I had absolutely no idea what to do about it.

-Dev

Re: Wha

[anonymous]

I went the other route, played it cool, acted the gentleman.

And went home alone, of course.

Re: Wha

[automig]

next time try touching her face, dev.

maybe put your hand on her jaw and rub her cheek once with your thumb

since you're not a jump her bones in the bar kindof guy :D she will probably tail you home in a taxi and knock on your window

[anonymous]

Nice.

Whatever works I guess. the rider idea is great. Get a whole packet of paperwork together (that can't actually be used to say you propsitioned somebody -- ass covering and all) then whip it out and demand triplicate notarized copies and point out ten places to sign.

You need a copilot willing to stand by and pretend they are your legal counsel to walk over at the peak of the offender's disgust.

~Farley Toothsome

a laugh is a laugh and a shmuck is a shmuck

[perpetual_muff]

Drunk Spontaneity got you into the problem and the same spontaneity can get you out. The next time you do something like that and the gentleman caller does say yes, just slam your beer , grab his cock, and with one swift movement walk away while laughing and mumbling something about putting on pajamas and dreaming. Don't forget to make your next move right on over to the nearest burly baffoon and have him walk you to your vehicle of choice, be quickly on your way. It may be fufilling, oh and you are definitly worth more than $1000, I'd go with a grand for a suck job and 5 G's for the whole sha-BANG!!!

More buckxs

[anonymous]

you should definitely ask for more-or also, you could say "a thousand" then explain you were talking about swiss franks. I have in the past seen hands that were missing things that i found quite sexy.

eloisa

[djkim]

Elo (not electric light orchestra), CHF1000 is like $700. She should tell them it's in pounds!

[anonymous]

I don't know. I like the idea of the rider for fun, but seriously, once you start making it seem ridiculous, they know that you're just trying to give them the brush off. "But that's the point!", you say. Ahhh, but with such a breed as the Silver Fox, such attempts at the brush off will only ramp up his determination to "sweet talk" you. Same goes with raising the price. Yes, girl, you are definitely worth more than a thousand. Escorts wouldn't leave the cab for that little. But the lower cost might actually make the guy think you're serious. What the true mindfuck is, is that the guy probably spent a few seconds actually considering whether or not he'd pay the grand. That one moment of contemplation sickened and disgusted him far more than your proposition. He was more disturbed by his own reaction than what you said. In that sense, it's beautiful, and you played it perfectly

[anonymous]

Just so you can have the joy of strangers sympathizing with you, I once got set upon by a Silver Fox who thought I was Chickenbait. It didn't help that I was in Ye Olde Porno Shoppe at the time. He kept walking up to me and showing me pictures of girls giving blow jobs and saying how nice it looked, and that it got him hot did it get me hot, and maybe we could simulate these pictures and he knew a place. Despite telling him that I was browsing for stuff to take home to the wife, he was persistent. The only reason I got away from him was I found what I wanted and walked up to the counter, where the clerk had already been watching the guy. The worst part: the smell. I swear, the guy might have been rolling in cheap cologne and latex to smell that way. Ugh.

-Schabe