how I love random journals. I figure you should've lowered it and then start making weird demands like "I only use a sheep, is that okay? I mean, if you can get your hands on a donkey, but they're so tempermental"....that might have messed him up a little more, but who knows.
a thousand doesn't sound right at all. you have to make it something like.. "sixteen hundred, plus expenses"
go into great detail over what exactly the expenses are, how they're mandatory and non-negotiable deal breakers. stuff like.. a carton of mango hagen daaz, the Stone Temple Pilots album "Tiny Music...Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop" and flannel sheets
I think this is risky because really, what would you do if he took you up on your offer?
PS Girly I am trying to get a hold of you today. My evening is free, does bowling sound fun? I tried calling but only got ring ring ring ring ring ring and no machine! Gimme a call later today ... if it rings and rings here, try the cell phone. K? K. I also PMed you.
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And if they take it what then?
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I figure you should've lowered it and then start making weird demands like "I only use a sheep, is that okay? I mean, if you can get your hands on a donkey, but they're so tempermental"....that might have messed him up a little more, but who knows.
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go into great detail over what exactly the expenses are, how they're mandatory and non-negotiable deal breakers. stuff like.. a carton of mango hagen daaz, the Stone Temple Pilots album "Tiny Music...Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop" and flannel sheets
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"bottled water. perrier glass bottles only, labels removed with one buttered popcorn jellybelly jellybean in each bottle."
"client must wear vintage 1983 safeway paper bag over head with caricature of client's face drawn on the bag by a professional caricaturist."
"no ferrets."
"one set of ginsu serrated steak knives and latex gloves."
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PS Girly I am trying to get a hold of you today. My evening is free, does bowling sound fun? I tried calling but only got ring ring ring ring ring ring and no machine! Gimme a call later today ... if it rings and rings here, try the cell phone. K? K. I also PMed you.
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Would he be "disrespecting you by assuming he bought your company with an anonymous beer" if he was hot 20-something guy?
question the second!
Were you still a little loaded when you wrote that?
question the third!
Just you wait until I scrape together a thousand dollars.
I so don't care if that last one wasn't a question.
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