Well I'm back livejournal. I left you for facebook and it's been a great time but I'm starting to get tired of three sentence expressions to "keep in touch" with friends and family. Plus I cant vent politics or religious on there since I friended one of my "fox news on eight TV's 24 hours a day" boss. I feel better already admitting that. Phew ( Read more... )

NOtable quotes from work the past few weeks ( Read more... )

This is the first job I have had where I do not glance mourningfuly at the clock every hour. The time flies by here, and I am grateful for it ( Read more... )

This is a previously lost draft from halloween brought back to you by the surprising technology of livejournal ( Read more... )

"Yeah these are definitely elephant ( Read more... )

So heres to my last oh so self motivating entry. I did you no good and now you probably loathe me. Sorry Promise. I've broken oh so many of your kind ( Read more... )

We would ride into the sunset with our engines flaring. Our kilts would fly in full view of passerby. The town arrival of our motorcycle gang would incude a bag pipe and flying banners. Women would hide away their children and somebody's grandma would faint. We would be known as...the Sassy Lassies (and I would be the Sassy Laddy ( Read more... )

Perhaps it was clandestine. Perhaps my entire life came to this point, leading me toward greatness. Or maybe it was just a desperate coincedence that I found the ad in the paper that read: "WHF seeks part-time positions" I have been going to our local health store since, well as my new boss says, I was "knee high to a duck". I have now been working ( Read more... )

My grandfather is in the hospital again. Just like his sister, I'm beginning to think the edwards genes make you invincible. As my dad stated last night, the fact that he and I dont really smoke (anymore), we will probably live to be 120 ( Read more... )

So I'm partway through the second week of the Parsons job, and Im still not quite sure how I feel about it. Going to bed at 8 or 9 and waking at 4 is obviously not the appealing part. Im slowly getting used to it, but yesterday was the first "ooops" day in which I set my alarm wrong and woke up literally 30 seconds before my ride arrived. Amazing ( Read more... )