We received a mass email that began: what do president Casteen and his wife, dean Conring, the chair of the Jefferson society, and the editor of Cavalier Day all have in common?
Friend replied, "Oh I know!!! They all have anuses!?!?"
Today a guy walked by my apartment and said something to the effect of, "What is sophism? Well, I guess it's using logic on things that logic just shouldn't be used on, and making people come to 'logical' conclusions about them."