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[attilatehbun]

I am about to commit murder by stapler and flying post-it pad.

someone save me from my life

Comments

[madeline_may]

Murder by elastic + pen + letter opener is much more efficient.

I mean, ohhh no, murder is wrong and... junk...

[lilpocketninja]

Crossbows made from rubber bands and ballpoint pens are also quite effective at close range.

if you know that weren't wrong. And stuff.

[madeline_may]

Fun tip: SHARPEN the end of the ballpoint pen for maximum damage!

I mean kittensandunicornsandnomurderingyaaaaaaaaaaaay

[attilatehbun]

Hmmm, and letter openers do satisfy my love of stabbing...

I MEAN WHAT

[miss_daizy]

I want to save you, I really do, but I want to know how to commit murder by stapler and flying post-it pad more. So much more...

[attilatehbun]

The stapler is really not part of the murder itself, exactly. Being stapled in the face is more sort of the excruciating lead up to the murder.

I could tell you about the post-it pads, but then I'd have to kill you too.

[lilpocketninja]

DON'T DO IT. Then you won't ever be a superhero.

[attilatehbun]

BUT I CAN BE A SUPERVILLAIN! My aim with post-its will serve me super well, I am sure.

[tsaiko]

BASH THEM WITH THE KEYBOARD.

I mean... killing is bad. Yes. *cough*

[attilatehbun]

But that'll break after only two hits! That's not nearly enough hits. :(

[shiiki]

*hugs*

[attilatehbun]

/hugs back