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[attilatehbun]

I am about to commit murder by stapler and flying post-it pad.

someone save me from my life

Comments

[madeline_may]

Murder by elastic + pen + letter opener is much more efficient.

I mean, ohhh no, murder is wrong and... junk...

[lilpocketninja]

Crossbows made from rubber bands and ballpoint pens are also quite effective at close range.

if you know that weren't wrong. And stuff.

[madeline_may]

Fun tip: SHARPEN the end of the ballpoint pen for maximum damage!

I mean kittensandunicornsandnomurderingyaaaaaaaaaaaay

[attilatehbun]

Hmmm, and letter openers do satisfy my love of stabbing...

I MEAN WHAT

[madeline_may]

plus they make a satisfying SHNNKSHH sound I WOULD NEVER MURDER ANYBODY NO SIREE