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I am about to commit murder by stapler and flying post-it pad.

someone save me from my life

I just discovered that a really stupid silly thing I did ages ago just for fun was in fact posted elsewhere presumably as if it was something other people would actually want to see but no it was actually horrid and silly and stupid and wtf are you on WHY WOULD YOU SHARE THAT don't inflict that on others sob why is my name attached sob sob sob ( Read more... )

I GOT SUMMONED FOR JURY DUTY

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Also I am literally wearing a sweater over another wool sweater. OFFICE, WHY IS THE AIR CONDITIONING ON?

I am feeling like one roughly human-shaped puddle of grey today. Ugh.

Things!
My company's "Holiday Potluck" is tonight and even the promise of copious amounts of free alcohol is not enough to make me get up the get up and go to go. Free. Alcohol. I cannot manage it ( Read more... )

Time to pour one out for my homies.

Leslie Nielsen has left the world a little less funny today.

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The time Atti wails and gnashes at her computer and then claws her face off before jumping off the roof.

Also known as TIME TO MAKE THE COMPANY HOLIDAY CARD sob

I shouldn't really complain, because this is at least a lot closer to what I would actually like to do do, and is the only aspect of my job that allows me to feel anything even ( Read more... )