FIC: Turning Your Orbit Around [Iron Man ensemble, PG]

[atrata]

Um, okay! So. For Porn Thursday, I apparently wrote this piece of Obie/Tony wrongness, totally out of turn. In theory, there is a cracked-out high school AU, but so far it's just full of Obadiah's skeeze. I have subsequently renamed my journal for the first time ever. It is now called, "OVERCOME BY OBADIAH'S COCK." Subtitle: "your father is a sorry

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[destro]

with heels higher than anything he's seen Pepper wear

I love, love, love that Pepper Potts' heels have become a unit of measurement on their own. Also, POPSICLE. And PUMPKIN SHELL. And OBIE with the This is going to be his last pair so why not give Tony just this last thing. I'm sorry, I think you got a little character development in your crack (NOT THAT I MIND.)

[atrata]

Yeah, I totally did. *hands*

Thanks for the help! It would be less awesome, and also not finished, without you.

[gabby_silang]

"If you're a warrior, why aren't you wearing any pants?"

AHAHAHA. Oh, Tones. He is going to love every female superhero he meets. And be baffled.

Meanwhile, you have rocked my world. A FLUID RESERVOIR. And he's SO EXCITED ABOUT IT. MIX TAPE OF SEX NOISES. And EVERY OTHER THING. A THOUSAND TIMES YES.

[atrata]

I'm not sure I've ever had the urge to write quite this much crack. But, you know, somehow IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE. Also, writing crack is pretty stress-free, so.

ANYWAY YAY I AM GLAD YOU LIKED MY CRACK.

[brown_betty]

asdjfhkl I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. Of COURSE Tony's gifts would be terrifying and thoughtful and wrong!

[atrata]

Heee. Yeah, it's kind of scary how well crack works with this fandom. I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D

[sienamystic]

This fandom is so crack-friendly that it's not even funny. I myself was just enticed by so-called friends and now have a cracky Mary Sue fic spawned off of a TWO SECOND discussion in the movie. And then there's this fabulous thing, and the Rocky the Iron Dog stories, and I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW LOOK AT HOW I'M USING ALL CAPS GEEZ.

[atrata]

HAHAH ROCKY. Yeah, those kept me pretty entertained for a while the other day. Oh, crack. SUCH TASTY INSANITY.

[katanath]

This is brilliant and I haven't stopped laughing. JARVIS ON WoW, OH GOD. Doesn't even need to hire gold farmers. Probably enjoys reenacting Leeroy Jenkins and actally beating the dungeon. Will be found three weeks later ordering packs of Mountain Dew and ramen out of Tony's basement.

[atrata]

Jarvis would be the most terrifying WoW player ever, pretty much. Also, SO MUCH THOUGHT went into that section. God. I don't even know. But I am glad you liked it! I had a great time writing it. *grin*

[katanath]

See, I don't even play WoW, but several of my friends do, and that's exactly what it sound like when I try contacting them in the middle of a raid. If ears could glaze over...

[atrata]

Yeah, I don't play either, hence the need for a WoW beta. Almost all of my friends play, though, so.... yeah. I feel your ear-glazed pain.

[murklins]

*wants corollary fic* *NOW* (and also yankee swap.)

[And I'm kinda glad you did not credit me except in a general sense. Except I see that you managed to sneakily avoid taking the blame for this yourself. NICE!]

[atrata]

I had nothing to do with this story. NOTHING AT ALL. I think the only thing I came up with on my own was "Pumpkin Shell." Also, "come and get it." Seriously, everything else was other people.

NOT MY FAULT.

[murklins]

I like to think Obie is a secret nudist *because* of Tony. He LOVED that first set of flannel PJs. Right up until his regular in Vegas, the one with the clit piercing and the double jointed fingers, started calling him Sugar Shack and leaving his room cackling unattractively. That's when he started doing a thorough visual inspection of all the gifts Tony gave him before wearing them in front of hookers.

[atrata]

I think not only is Obie a secret nudist, he is a secret pimp. I mean, he does wear that giant fucking silver chain on his neck all the time. I am still working out the details of why being a pimp makes him want to kill Tony more than our already sound theory, but it involves Uncle Obie's Stripperhaüs.