Myth: BUSTED!

[athelind]

Last night, Your Obedient Serpent and his family had yummy, yummy BLTs for dinner.

During the night, this combined alchemically in my stomach with my acid reflux.

I am now having Bacon Reflux. This was my alarm clock, awakening me after five hours of sleep.

Bacon does not make everything better.

Oorlp.

Comments

[leonard_arlotte]

Heresy!

[r_caton]

At least the grease should help it slip down again....urgh.

[tombfyre]

Time to take an antacid, and to back to bed. ^^() Or fire up the trusty air compressor, n' puff up a tad. After all, if you're all nice and round, the acid will have a hard time exiting your tummy. :3

Then you can slosh and slumber happily upon your own distended dragon belly. This of course makes the world a better place.

[athelind]

I took my PRESCRIPTION meds, alas, to no avail.

And, goodness. Wouldn't it be nice if it worked that way?

[tombfyre]

Aye, it would be rather enjoyable of said suggestion worked. ^^ Ick though, it always sucks when your meds don't work. Mine have failed me once or twice as well.

[porsupah]

To improve on that, try adding some raw milk that's not sour, but will be in a couple days. The reflux will be quite memorable.

[araquan]

I think I agree with leonard_arlotte on this one.