Savannah beach! It's been a full month since I posted ... or, I'm afraid, cracked open my Friends List. I'm not sure how it happened -- I simply forgot!

At this stage, I must apologize: I'm not going to try to catch up on the backlog on my Friends List, and so that means I'm probably going to have missed Important Stuff ( Read more... )

... an hour after my last post, I was in the ER for chest pains ( Read more... )

Dear Princess Celestia ( Read more... )

Your Obedient Serpent flew his mother and stepfather up for the holidays. They're currently staying with his sister ( Read more... )

What the frak CAN you eat anymore? Meat's bad for you. "Carbs" are bad for you. There we go, that's pretty much every frakkin' organic molecule.

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Yesterday, I asked myself a question that's come up a few times over the last few months: why do I feel hung over when I haven't had any alcohol? I had a headache that acetaminophen barely touched, and it stuck around all day, finally fading some time around 2300 hours.1(Oddly, I seldom get hangovers when I've actually imbibed. Usually, I'm very ( Read more... )

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So there I am at work, in what I hope are the last stages of a cold, running on generic DayQuil, GatorAde, and Fisherman's Friend menthol lozenges, blowing my nose whenever the store's empty, and hoping that bottle of hand sanitizer is keeping me from playing Patient Zero ( Read more... )

I think I'm a hypochondriac, but maybe I'm just imagining the symptoms.