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[turntechgodhood]

a/s/l

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[tenyeargambit]

[There is a very long pause. Which doesn't really count since this is, you know, fucking text, but the sentiment's there.] What?

[turntechgodhood]

hell if i know what you are why do you think im asking
just answer the question

[tenyeargambit]

[The internet didn't exist for him, but there were only so many things a/s/l could mean...the guy hung around someone who was inspired to puzzle by a birdbath or a chain, solving strange acronyms was business as usual.] I suppose 23/m/space. Why does it matter?

[turntechgodhood]

it doesnt
but thats cool i guess thanks for sharing

been told that species be the shit to ask as well so if you wanna drop me that info thatd be great too

[no comment but LOL]

[babbletechno]

[Oh dear non-existent Primus, the interweb has followed him across dimensions. He can feel the need for a decon bath already and he's not even Cybertronian anymore.]

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[dontgethit]

Seriously?

[turntechgodhood]

as serious as a heart attack
myocardial infarction being rushed in through ward six its now or never doc you ready to run the bypass all up through bitch

a/s/l

[dontgethit]

That's pretty serious for a chat room greeting.

32/F/UNKNOWN. And you?

[turntechgodhood]

nah

how much of your shit did you get in that locker

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[hagyjbeken]

...?

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[turntechgodhood]

great
scottys beamed me up to the starship idiotprise
fuck that was weak
i dont even care at this point just

age/sex/location

[memorymodus]

14
annnnnd female
and also i dont really know where i am! somewhere on this station

hehehe
hi coolkid :)

[turntechgodhood]

hey sup

so they got you too huh
got mad nasty with their kidnapping bullshit and shoved a tube all down your throat then up and stole all your good shit
probably flushed it out one of their space toilets or whatever
lost to the void of the last frontier

shit sucks

also wtf since when you are 14

[memorymodus]

yes it appears that i am kidnapped again!
oh well
i am getting kind of used to it at this point

um
since a few days ago?
you were there dave, it was your surprise party too
unless

oh no :(

[turntechgodhood]

harley did they slide you out of that thing head first
keep your feet elevated or whatever and dont start running into walls

what is the oh no for