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[turntechgodhood]

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[memorymodus]

14
annnnnd female
and also i dont really know where i am! somewhere on this station

hehehe
hi coolkid :)

[turntechgodhood]

hey sup

so they got you too huh
got mad nasty with their kidnapping bullshit and shoved a tube all down your throat then up and stole all your good shit
probably flushed it out one of their space toilets or whatever
lost to the void of the last frontier

shit sucks

also wtf since when you are 14

[memorymodus]

yes it appears that i am kidnapped again!
oh well
i am getting kind of used to it at this point

um
since a few days ago?
you were there dave, it was your surprise party too
unless

oh no :(

[turntechgodhood]

harley did they slide you out of that thing head first
keep your feet elevated or whatever and dont start running into walls

what is the oh no for

[memorymodus]

technically i fell out of it while um
well
i would rather not talk about it but it was really scary!!!!

i dont think you are the daves i had on the station :(
that must mean that you are another alpha dave! which is fine but
well i guess it is easier if we meet in person, then i can explain everything

[turntechgodhood]

daves
station
are we discussing the future here
is that what is happening right now

yeah okay
probably a better idea than this
where are you ill come find you

[memorymodus]

not really!
but yes in a sense
we are the future version of an alternate timeline of what you are
or we were, now its just me i guess :(

i am in one of those rooms for people staying here!
geez, theres no location ping...
do you want to just meet down by the lockers?

[turntechgodhood]

research indicates that location equals space

anyway yeah sure fine
ill see you there

[memorymodus]

[ STANDING AROUND

WAITING

She's the older Jade who's got a few inches on you, with a roboarm and boobs she has those too. ]

[turntechgodhood]

[ after taking a second to try and make the jumpsuit look as cool as possible (this is not an easy task) he strolls on up.

dont act too interested dave it looks desperate and trying to totally pretend he doesnt have to look up at her because that is just plain embarrassing ]

Yo.

[memorymodus]

[ Jade is rocking the jumpsuit + ironic rainbow unicorn look right now. ]

Dave!

[ GONNA ATTEMPT TO BOWL HIM OVER BY TACKLE HUGGING HIM. ]

[turntechgodhood]

[He could dodge if he wanted to, but hey, it is good to see her even if saying that sounds lame and also it isn't exactly the jade he knows. He manages to stay completely upright though.]

Nice shirt.

[memorymodus]

You really think so?

[ She grins. ]

I haven't seen you like this in forever! I should...probably explain, huh?

[turntechgodhood]

Nah, I was just thinking it'd be great to stay completely in the dark about all this business you've been been up to, why I'm supposed to have pink hair, and don't even start to tell me about the arm. Gonna try out that whole ignorance is bliss thing, see if it's really all it's cracked up to be, and I can tell you I'm already feeling that creeping blissful feeling overtaking me. I can't contain all these good feelings and smiles.

So definitely proceed to not explain anything at all aside from a few cryptic references, because I missed all that so fucking much.

[dave to human translator: yeah thatd be great thanks]

[memorymodus]

I didn't come straight from home to here. I was at a space station first, called Sacrosanct. And they pulled in all of us, including people from different universes. So you were a mutant who hated humans, but...not me. We were-- [ Dating, we were dating and you loved me, I think. ]

The arm...got blown off in an explosion, when I was trying to save Davesprite. So I got a new one, from a friend! Because I didn't want to go to the hospital to get it regrown, because that's painful and expensive.