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[turntechgodhood]

a/s/l

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[tenyeargambit]

[There is a very long pause. Which doesn't really count since this is, you know, fucking text, but the sentiment's there.] What?

[turntechgodhood]

hell if i know what you are why do you think im asking
just answer the question

[tenyeargambit]

[The internet didn't exist for him, but there were only so many things a/s/l could mean...the guy hung around someone who was inspired to puzzle by a birdbath or a chain, solving strange acronyms was business as usual.] I suppose 23/m/space. Why does it matter?

[turntechgodhood]

it doesnt
but thats cool i guess thanks for sharing

been told that species be the shit to ask as well so if you wanna drop me that info thatd be great too

[tenyeargambit]

Shouldn't you be answering your own questions first?

[turntechgodhood]

18 f waiting for u in bed tentacle monster

[tenyeargambit]

Are you? Could you give me directions about this ship, then? If you've found my bed, miss, then I assume you know this place better than I do.

[turntechgodhood]

dont you want me baby
one of my undulating appendages is beckoning

[tenyeargambit]

I'll be along eventually. Don't you worry...would it be completely inappropriate if I called you Tentacle? I'm not sure if we're on a first name basis, but miss just seems so formal.

[turntechgodhood]

gella
short for flagella
short for dave

[tenyeargambit]

And I'm Clive. I'd say that it was pleasure to meet you but I think we all would rather not be aboard some spaceship heading to an unknown destination. Even if said spaceship has a vibrant and diverse non-human population with tentacle monsters such as yourself. [Not that he necessarily thinks that Dave is one, just...dude, looking at the coms for five minutes is like lolwat. Mind is blown.]

[turntechgodhood]

thats cool
same i guess since were being all polite at the spaceball here
guess i cant invite you to my cotillion because all of the others will judge me if my beau isnt as squirmy and probing as he can be