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[starstripedhero]

[ So after breaking out of the tube and sloshing around all disoriented and awesome-like (like some kind of baby deer just getting on their feet), America has gotten the hang of walking on two feet again in his Superman underwear (he's quietly happy he was wearing his favorite pair. If you're going to be kidnapped by something, best he wearing the

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[hvymetalheroics]

I hate you already.

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[starstripedhero]

OMG.
A response!!!! Dude!! Bro!!! What is going on here!?!?!

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[hvymetalheroics]

Even if I knew, I would not tell you. You have already revealed yourself as a soft-headed moron which I will have no use for.

[starstripedhero]

.....
I feel like you insulted me....

O.K, man. Tell me you're freaked too, though. It's not just me. I'm just freaked, not scared. There's a totally big difference.

[text] (if you don't like the quirk/color, drop me a line and i'll quit it)

[uncodlyawwesome]

if your bodysuit is anyfin like mine
it is not kickass
its fuckin atrocious

[Clearly, this is the appropriate first thing to ever say to anyone else on a mysterious ship that you've just suddenly woken up on after having been disembowelled by a chainsaw. Eridan's priorities are completely straight.]

text; you kiddin me i rp eridan too /ROLLS ON YOU <3

[starstripedhero]

HOLY SHIT. Your text is purple!! That's far out, bro!
O.K, dude, I know you're probably nervous but I have this weird instinct like six sense, like "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE" kind of sense-thingo-feeling that I should totally be heroic and shit and SAVE YOU ALL....
This won't be easy but I think I can do it....

Also, my suit is kickass, jsyk. It makes me look tight.
This is absolutely no time for a fashion crisis!

FUCK YES bros /o9

[uncodlyawwesome]

im not fuckin nervvous
youre the one bein all fuckin scared an flipperin out about fuckin wwhatevver commies are wwhat evven is that
an blamin aliens for wwhats obvviously a kind a
afterlife
type situation

also this is the perfect fuckin time for a fashion crisis
there wwill probably nevver be a better time for it

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[starstripedhero]

Bro, I love you, man. Like in the most heterosexual bromantic way, but I think your keyboard is sticking. You might want to make sure something didn't get stuck under the keys. It makes you sound like a real tool....

You seem pretty chill, though.. you haven't seen anything suspicious, have you??

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[in_three]

Wait slow down. Scotty? As in Montgomery Scott, Scotty?

text; if fourthwalling isn't comfortable for you, let me know + i'll edit <3

[starstripedhero]

YEAH MAN. You know the series???? HAAA.
Kirk was such an asshole in the movie, but I still think he's pretty rockin'.....
That's like, one of the only things I can really remember. This is funky, man.

We're getting off track. Obviously we've been abducted and obviously they're Communists. How the hell did they get into space before me!!?

text; fourthwalling is fine!

[in_three]

[he stares at this for a minute, then frowns. the hell?]

That's kind of unwarranted you don't even know me.

text; <3

[starstripedhero]

What?? Are you a fan of Kirk?
Dude, I guess he was cool. I mean, I like him, but he was still a jerk.
He was sort of a dick too in the movie. I'd have to re-watch it to remember...

[babbletechno]

No. These are definitely humans. I didn't know your race had this kind of technology yet, though. We may have dimension hopped.

Commie...Like "Russkie"?

[starstripedhero]

FUCK YEAH FUCKING RUSSIANS.
I don't remember why I hate them, but I do. God, stupid Russians and their.... vodka, that's what it is.

My "race"? You're not a human?
[ technically he isn't either, but you couldn't really tell otherwise. ]

[text] forgot already fff

[babbletechno]

Understood. The hostile power.

[Yaaay now he knows what the military transmitter was talking about.]

Cybertronian. You could call me human now though, I guess, but I wasn't before I onlined in that pod.

I am Heatwave.

[because humans like it when you offer your designation first, right?]

ME TOO in some other threads its okay; text

[starstripedhero]

Cybertronian??? Like, not human??? Like... something mutated? Omg. Do you have like a gun for an arm??
Dude. Sounds like the shit.

Hey. Do you know what's going on???
Not like I'm pissing my pants scared or anything.

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[xenofuckno]

You feel like this is Alien? I think you're putting all the wrong capitals in.

Tell me exactly what you found in your locker.

[ IT IS LIKE YOU SUMMONED HER RIGHT OUT OF THE MOVIE, AMERICA. WHAT NOW? ]

text; he may have to 4th wall you too ;o;

[starstripedhero]

Uhhhhhh...
It's small. And gray. I feel like it's familiar but...
He's sitting next to me right now... just kind of staring at me...
I don't know if he speaks English....

text; go for it with great justice

[xenofuckno]

[ At least it isn't what it could be. ]

Shove him back in the locker if it makes you that uncomfortable. Or the things we came out of. They should keep it alive if you don't want to just take care of it before it becomes a problem.

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[starstripedhero]

....But it's kind of cute.

I feel like I can't put it in the locker again after all we've been through...
Like that time he was clinging to my leg when I was in my underwear....
Or when I started crying cause I thought I was legit going to die and he patted me like.. "everything will be O.K; you have awesome underwear on."

I don't know. I gave him my Coke. He seems happy with it.
I have a gun if he does anything uncool... but maybe we can be friends.

I'm the Elliot to his E.T, you get it?