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[starstripedhero]

[ So after breaking out of the tube and sloshing around all disoriented and awesome-like (like some kind of baby deer just getting on their feet), America has gotten the hang of walking on two feet again in his Superman underwear (he's quietly happy he was wearing his favorite pair. If you're going to be kidnapped by something, best he wearing the

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[xenofuckno]

You feel like this is Alien? I think you're putting all the wrong capitals in.

Tell me exactly what you found in your locker.

[ IT IS LIKE YOU SUMMONED HER RIGHT OUT OF THE MOVIE, AMERICA. WHAT NOW? ]

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[starstripedhero]

Uhhhhhh...
It's small. And gray. I feel like it's familiar but...
He's sitting next to me right now... just kind of staring at me...
I don't know if he speaks English....

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[xenofuckno]

[ At least it isn't what it could be. ]

Shove him back in the locker if it makes you that uncomfortable. Or the things we came out of. They should keep it alive if you don't want to just take care of it before it becomes a problem.

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[starstripedhero]

....But it's kind of cute.

I feel like I can't put it in the locker again after all we've been through...
Like that time he was clinging to my leg when I was in my underwear....
Or when I started crying cause I thought I was legit going to die and he patted me like.. "everything will be O.K; you have awesome underwear on."

I don't know. I gave him my Coke. He seems happy with it.
I have a gun if he does anything uncool... but maybe we can be friends.

I'm the Elliot to his E.T, you get it?

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[xenofuckno]

No, not really.

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[starstripedhero]

We're going to be bros and I'm going to cry when that flower pot starts dying...

O.K. nvm. I appreciate your concern, but I think I've got it.
I've got a gun so I can kick some ass.

Have you seen any other aliens on the ship? Or Commies. You can't miss them. They're ugly as hell and talk about sharing everything a lot.

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[xenofuckno]

Not to dampen your enthusiasm, but make sure we're not actually in space before you start shooting something with live ammunition. The last thing we need is a mechanical malfunction on a ship we know nothing about.

As far as other aliens go, yes, I have. Nothing outright dangerous so far. If we're lucky.

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[starstripedhero]

But shooting things is AWESOME. I've got no extra ammo, though. Just a handgun.. like James Bond.

.... Really? Oh God.
Oh God.

They're going to impregnate us! OH MY GOD.
I DON'T WANT EGGS IN MY STOMACH!!!!1

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[xenofuckno]

Wrong kind of alien. How do you know about that?

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[starstripedhero]

.....
Movies.

I watch a lot of movies.

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[xenofuckno]

Movies? You're not making any sense.

[ wow what kind of movies were there out there? ]

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[starstripedhero]

Science fiction movies... horror movies...
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Jackass movies. Rocky movies.
I watch all sorts, bro.

Dude, man. How do you know shit about aliens?

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[xenofuckno]

Call it firsthand experience. Finally calmed down over there?

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[starstripedhero]

Are you an astronaut or an alien yourself?

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[xenofuckno]

Astronaut's an old term. I've been a Flight Officer for years, if that's what you're asking.

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[starstripedhero]

Are you from the future??