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Dec 08, 2011 00:30

[ So after breaking out of the tube and sloshing around all disoriented and awesome-like (like some kind of baby deer just getting on their feet), America has gotten the hang of walking on two feet again in his Superman underwear (he's quietly happy he was wearing his favorite pair. If you're going to be kidnapped by something, best he wearing the ( Read more... )

c: james t. kirk (xi), c: asato, c: statsraaden, c: spock (xi), c: ellen ripley, c: the signless, c: sherlock holmes, c: megamind, c: heatwave, c: austria (roderich edelstein), america (alfred f. jones), c: eridan ampora

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text in_three December 8 2011, 05:56:04 UTC

Wait slow down. Scotty? As in Montgomery Scott, Scotty?

text; if fourthwalling isn't comfortable for you, let me know + i'll edit <3 starstripedhero December 8 2011, 05:59:24 UTC

YEAH MAN. You know the series???? HAAA.
Kirk was such an asshole in the movie, but I still think he's pretty rockin'.....
That's like, one of the only things I can really remember. This is funky, man.

We're getting off track. Obviously we've been abducted and obviously they're Communists. How the hell did they get into space before me!!?

text; fourthwalling is fine! in_three December 8 2011, 06:07:05 UTC

[he stares at this for a minute, then frowns. the hell?]

That's kind of unwarranted you don't even know me.

text; <3 starstripedhero December 8 2011, 06:13:43 UTC

What?? Are you a fan of Kirk?
Dude, I guess he was cool. I mean, I like him, but he was still a jerk.
He was sort of a dick too in the movie. I'd have to re-watch it to remember...

text; in_three December 8 2011, 06:43:32 UTC

[oh this is too rich. he kind of wishes Bones were here to see this. he's convinced it's a big joke.]

I guess my reputation proceeds me if they made a movie about me.

text; starstripedhero December 8 2011, 06:44:58 UTC

...About you? HAHAHAHA. LMAO.
O.K, man. I get it. You pretend you're Kirk sometimes. I've done that too. It's fun shit.
But... you're not. Don't be delusional, man.

video; scream typo in_three December 8 2011, 07:03:57 UTC

[he's really about to start laughing because this is outrageous. he caves, because this is weird enough as it is without someone calling him delusional, and turns on the video.

he waves.]

Look I'm flattered, but I'm pretty sure I'm just as delusional as the rest of you guys.

Have you seen Scotty? I found Spock but I'm missing the rest of my crew.

1/?? starstripedhero December 8 2011, 07:26:07 UTC

[ America watches intently, squinting-- ]

2/?? starstripedhero December 8 2011, 07:28:41 UTC

[ Then he nearly JUMPS BACK at what he sees. ]

3/?? video starstripedhero December 8 2011, 07:29:15 UTC

KIRK, IS THAT REALLY YOU---!?

4/?? starstripedhero December 8 2011, 07:29:57 UTC

OH MY GOD IT'S YOU....

5/6 starstripedhero December 8 2011, 07:31:58 UTC

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!

6/6. video. done. starstripedhero December 8 2011, 07:33:35 UTC

HEY MAN HOW'S IT HANGING HOLY SHIT THIS IS JUST MIND BLOWINGLY AWESOME I HAVE DREAMS ABOUT YOU MAN WHEN I SAY YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE I MEAN THAT IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE IT'S A CLASSY FORM OF ASSHOLERY AND HOLY SHIT.

THIS IS HEAVY.....

video; lmfoaljd in_three December 8 2011, 07:38:46 UTC

[alright even he's kind of thrown by that... uh... enthusiasm. he can't keep the smirk off his face.]

Thanks, I think.

video; starstripedhero December 8 2011, 07:40:52 UTC

Can I touch you.

I mean. Like your shoulder.
And get your autograph.

video; in_three December 8 2011, 07:42:59 UTC

[he so needs to tell Bones about this.]

Yeah, sure, but seriously. Have you seen the rest of my crew? If you know who I am, I'm assuming you know who they are.

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