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[starstripedhero]

[ Hi Tranquility. Are you ready dor a mouthfull? Cause you're getting it. Feed clicks on to show America, apparently just out of his jumpsuit and in his boxers. He's just seated on his bed, hair tousled a bit, evidently not very concerned about his appearance even though he's addressing who knows how many people. He's too lazy to get up. He's

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text i am dying rn omfg

[cognitivist]

[ oh my christ ALL THE UNSURES WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH ]

i'm not sure that this is an entirely accurate representation of our planet.

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[starstripedhero]

[ Reading the text, laughing lightly. He runs a hand through his hair. ]

Don't be ridic, dude! I got it all down. You got your Commies, and the tacos, and the titties, and the hula girls, and drugs, and more Commies, Asians, Pokemon....

I didn't write it, but Brad and Angelina are on there too.

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[cognitivist]

seriously? you labeled new zealand and australia as middle earth.

[ AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST OF IT ]

[Text] /quiet threadjack

[hagyjbeken]

The sad part is that he really is that stupid, if you can believe it.

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[walksonrooftops]

[Quick bookmark for reference. Knowledge!]

Thank you, America! Wow, everyone is so helpful here.

THIS DOESN'T EXIST

[cognitivist]

[ crying on the inside

just a little bit ]

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[starstripedhero]

Hey! Who is this? Is this my little incompetent chillax dude?
I'm glad i could be helpful for you, man! I'll answer any questions you have about anything.

I know this shit cause of Google.

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[walksonrooftops]

[Click. Here, America, have a cat dude smiling back at the screen.]

It's me, Asato. We decided to be chill and tight bros, remember?

By the way...what's a Disneyworld?

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[habitformed]

NEW FAVORITE PERSON.
THE END.

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[starstripedhero]

I'm a likable guy, what can I say????
Guess what, dude, you just earned yourself a brand spanking NEW FAVORITE PERSON TITLE FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

How does THAT make you feel????? ★★★

permatext!

[habitformed]

FULL OF:
★★★KITTENS★★★
★★★RAINBOWS★★★
★★★AND FRENCH FIRES★★★

[starstripedhero]

★★★I THINK YOU MEAN FREEDOM FRIES★★★

and NOT RAINBOWS, BUT RED WHITE AND BLUE.
So, awesome. We're getting along.

a/s/l.

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[flares]

[ But for the record, Capa does choke on his own spit momentarily when he sees the map. ]

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[starstripedhero]

[ and to think, this is America's second post.
Only his second post. ]

[ continuing with the not here. ]

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[ To be honest, Capa feels momentarily obligated to say something, but that would require talking to America. ]

[ yep not here. ]

[starstripedhero]

[ You know you want to. He's making those Pringles duck lips with those chips he got and looking mighty intelligent there. ]

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[hagyjbeken]

[America, you get the luxury of her "I am not amused and will kill you face" while she's in just her bra and underwear. Have fun with that.]

I will murder you, I swear to God.

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[starstripedhero]

[ He'll oogle. Just for a bit. A bit.
He grins, then crosses his arms, looking cocky. ]

I did a pretty damn good job, didn't I? I wasn't the best at art; science is my stuff, but I think I did a good job.
Those isles up in who-gives-a-shit land were annoying so I just did accurate scribbles.

What'ya think?

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[hagyjbeken]

[Keep staring at them, you'll never see them again. :|]

Did you not just listen to a single fucking word I just said? Your map is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen in my life and is the most inaccurate thing and what the fuck is Eurovision? [In her defense it's new and she doesn't get to see that stuff, anyway.]

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[starstripedhero]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW--

... Oh right.
Well, it's basically like American Idol-- wait.. damn.
I don't know. It's a contest. Euro dudes dance and compete and sing and stuff. I only watched some of it.

Glad you like my map!!
[ thumbs UP. ]