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[starstripedhero]

[ Hi Tranquility. Are you ready dor a mouthfull? Cause you're getting it. Feed clicks on to show America, apparently just out of his jumpsuit and in his boxers. He's just seated on his bed, hair tousled a bit, evidently not very concerned about his appearance even though he's addressing who knows how many people. He's too lazy to get up. He's

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[babbletechno]

[America DID NOT LOOK LIKE THAT in his universe but. Okay.]

I haven't seen a human map like that before.

Are you're a...representation of the United States of America? Is that right? [just trying to interpret America's shouting. He's seen weirder.]

[also you guys nuked his ship, what the slag was up with that?]

[starstripedhero]

[ he's oblivious to any of that!! like everything else. ]

Yep, you got it, dude! I'm the best one; the hero! The land of free, home of the brave!

[babbletechno]

[well, if this man was the representation of the United States from one universe, Heatwave was just pleased that he seemed so friendly. The country from his universe didn't seem like it would have a representation like Alfred.]

Do all your nations have representations like you?

[starstripedhero]

Yep, you got it, bro! That's what I said; there's one for each of us; sometimes even for like.. micro-nations or Principalities or some weird things like that.
But they're not important in most cases so who cares.

text; THIS IS JUST AMAZING!

[constructum]

Are you okay? Are you having a reaction to something?

[ cause wtf. ]

text; 8)d <33

[starstripedhero]

Reacting to something!?!? Like how???
Dude, my mind is just BLOWN. Like ridiculously blown. Do you know how long I've been trying to figure out space travel? Or prove the existence of alternate worlds?

And here we all are, man! Chillaxing like it's nothing; it's sort of a breakthrough in the history of science!

text;

[constructum]

You honestly think you are the United States, and that the happiest place on earth is on your dick?

Clearly this is why they think the US is a bunch of asses.

text;

[starstripedhero]

Look here, man. I'm just saying what I know from my world. This is how my world operates, weren't you listening at all??

O.K, so. Whoever is in charge of all of this has somehow tapped into the wormholes connecting to alternate universes and worlds and brought us all together here.
It's kind of amazing.

I'm gonna figure out how they did it.

[turntechgodhood]

dude dont just post dickshots to the public
think of the children

[starstripedhero]

Dude it's my awesome anthem belching red bro---
It's kind of something you have to do once?????

I mean, I can't help it if it's on the map.

[turntechgodhood]

yeah thats me

you are completely serious about this
arent you
please tell me you are
that you legitimately think this

[starstripedhero]

Legitimately legit. I can explain to you anything about what I am.

Have you met Captain Kirk yet? He exists. So does Spock.
So do people form the future, and the past.

You don't have to believe me, but I see no reason why you wouldn't.

text; 1/2

[biggeststick]

u.s. still owns guam. and the virgin islands. and puerto rico. and the mariana islands. and they're not circled.

text; I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

[biggeststick]

also your dick is really marshy and prone to hurricanes. fucking florida is shit.

...and don't ever call anything that helps you tony again.

[Text] Sorry for threadjack fkjdfe

[hagyjbeken]

Thank you.

[Text] never apologize!

[biggeststick]

for pointing out that he's an idiot or clarifying what the u.s. owns. technically.

[ NOT HERE ][ I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER ]

[antifroze]

[ What the fuck are you on? ]

[ MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. ]

[starstripedhero]

[ AMERICAN SPIRIT!!!!!!!
it's sugoi. ]

[ YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON ]

[antifroze]

[ Pretty sure it's crack cocaine, but okay, sure, carry on with your deluded self. ]

[ o-oh uh thank you!! ]

[starstripedhero]

[ crack cocaine = the american spirit. ]