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[video] 002

Dec 12, 2011 00:27

[ Hi Tranquility. Are you ready dor a mouthfull? Cause you're getting it. Feed clicks on to show America, apparently just out of his jumpsuit and in his boxers. He's just seated on his bed, hair tousled a bit, evidently not very concerned about his appearance even though he's addressing who knows how many people. He's too lazy to get up. He's ( Read more... )

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Comments 405

[ text ] anomalyse December 12 2011, 06:28:53 UTC

woooooow.

[... and then. ]

just a small
thing
but
you missed a spot.

text; starstripedhero December 12 2011, 06:32:06 UTC

LOL. No way. My map is perfect. ★★★

text; anomalyse December 12 2011, 06:43:03 UTC

nope, pretty sure it's missing something.
i dunno. it's just not.
doesn't seem most the perfect it can be.
looks like you spent a lot of time on it though!
just not... enough time, i suppose.

you sure you didn't miss anything?

text; starstripedhero December 12 2011, 07:10:37 UTC

POSITIVE, BRO.
It's good enough for now!

[audio] i can't i have lost the ability to can fourpartplan December 12 2011, 06:36:02 UTC

I--

I'm sorry. What?

OH NO. 8C video; starstripedhero December 12 2011, 06:52:24 UTC

[ munch munch munch eat eat eat. ]

Hmmnnnnn? Somebody there?

[audio] fourpartplan December 12 2011, 13:59:37 UTC

[GREETINGS AMERICA IT IS A BRITISH ACCENT]

Uh, yes. Hello.

I was just, uh. Wondering. About the, ah...the validity of this chart.

video; starstripedhero December 12 2011, 17:48:15 UTC

[ FUCKING ABOOOOOORT. BRITS ALL UP IN MY FREEDOM GRILL.
DUMP TEA IN A HARBOR, QUICKKK OH GOD. ]

Pretty valid. I mean, for basics... starters. A lot of people had no idea what I was talking about, so this is all elementary, really.

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[video] wiener_bonbons December 12 2011, 07:18:52 UTC

[Slow clap. With the most irritated face. The claps bleed sarcasm. And then he drops one hand, and the other he uses to forehead-palm.]

Excellent. I honestly do not recall you being quite this stupid. Naive, yes. Ignorant, most likely. But the stupidity is new.

What happened? Did it happen to all of us in your time, or just you?

video; starstripedhero December 12 2011, 07:23:31 UTC

You probably know me a little but more serious back in the day, yeah? And with my dapper this dapper that speech; I don't even use dapper anymore.

Times change, dude! It's not exactly a bad thing. You probably recall me being a bit more paranoid, maybe with a more determined underlining.

It's not stupidity, by the way! I just don't care what people think about me. Free spirited, you know.

[ .. ]

How are you hanging?
Meeeeeeans how are you doing, by the way.

[video] wiener_bonbons December 12 2011, 07:32:28 UTC

I seem to recall you had just started using the word "daddy-o." It was odd. And yes, you were extremely paranoid. Funny that you can go from being so paranoid about others to not caring about how you look to them.

[Giving his eyebrows a quick massage, yes; they were exerting themselves. Raise them, stretch them, and drop the hand and look at the screen.]

...I'm doing much better than when I first arrived, thank you.

video; starstripedhero December 12 2011, 07:39:40 UTC

HAHHA. Still use DADDYO, MAN. I'm one dapper as fuck daddyo, my main man.
Or something.

That's awesome.
So. We're the only dude nations here so far. We got you, and I as dudes, Belarus as the chick, and Hungary as..... Hungary.

[ He folds his fingers together, looking at Austria intently. ]

I think you and I need some bromantic hanging out time, despite you playing pianos and being all German-like. You know, penises unite and stuff.

[ why do you talk america. ]

Thread 20

[ Video ] deducings December 12 2011, 07:30:21 UTC

[ Face in Hands. FACE IN HANDS AMERICA. ]

video; starstripedhero December 12 2011, 07:44:55 UTC

[ he doesn't recognize you cause BBC IS SHIT.
TAKE THAT BBC SHIT. MAKE IT INTO A FUCKING MOVIE LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES WITH BRITAIN'S STUFF.
SO... ]

You need an asprin or something, man? What's up?

deducings December 15 2011, 06:47:53 UTC

You lower the IQ of this whole spaceship.

[ Just face in hands. ]

starstripedhero December 16 2011, 08:32:31 UTC

[ He wrinkles up his face. ]

No, I don't. I'm informing them! I'm helping if anything!

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[not here lmfao i can't even] in_three December 12 2011, 07:30:51 UTC

[if this is the embodiment of America.........

he's kind of glad he wasn't alive back then.

but otherwise?

lmfao.]

[ <3 ] starstripedhero December 12 2011, 07:34:32 UTC

[ KIRK KIRK KIRK KIRK LOOK LOOK I DREW THE MAP ALL BY MYSELF
THAT ONE PLACE UP THERE WITH THE STUFF THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS SEE IT IT SAYS "WHAT IS THIS"... IT CAN BE....

*****CAPTAIN KIRK-LAND******

....
SHIT THAT SOUNDS LIKE ENGLAND AS A PIRATE.

*****CAPTAIN JAMES T-LAND*****

BETTER. ]

[ what is air ] in_three December 12 2011, 07:37:12 UTC

[wow america you're just

so

accommodating.]

[ you BREATHE ] starstripedhero December 12 2011, 07:40:45 UTC

[ WELCOME TO CAPTAIN JAMES T-LAND.
POPULATION: ASSHOLES.
BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO DICK HAS GONE BEFORE. ]