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[starstripedhero]

[ Hi Tranquility. Are you ready dor a mouthfull? Cause you're getting it. Feed clicks on to show America, apparently just out of his jumpsuit and in his boxers. He's just seated on his bed, hair tousled a bit, evidently not very concerned about his appearance even though he's addressing who knows how many people. He's too lazy to get up. He's

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[hagyjbeken]

[America, you get the luxury of her "I am not amused and will kill you face" while she's in just her bra and underwear. Have fun with that.]

I will murder you, I swear to God.

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[starstripedhero]

[ He'll oogle. Just for a bit. A bit.
He grins, then crosses his arms, looking cocky. ]

I did a pretty damn good job, didn't I? I wasn't the best at art; science is my stuff, but I think I did a good job.
Those isles up in who-gives-a-shit land were annoying so I just did accurate scribbles.

What'ya think?

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[hagyjbeken]

[Keep staring at them, you'll never see them again. :|]

Did you not just listen to a single fucking word I just said? Your map is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen in my life and is the most inaccurate thing and what the fuck is Eurovision? [In her defense it's new and she doesn't get to see that stuff, anyway.]

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[starstripedhero]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW--

... Oh right.
Well, it's basically like American Idol-- wait.. damn.
I don't know. It's a contest. Euro dudes dance and compete and sing and stuff. I only watched some of it.

Glad you like my map!!
[ thumbs UP. ]

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[hagyjbeken]

[She can't win, she just... can't win. SIGH.]

So something that's completely pointless, understood, then. AND NO, I DO NOT LIKE YOUR PIECE OF SHIT MAP.

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[starstripedhero]

... Really? I mean, dude. Come on. I worked hard on it.
I mean, I included you in there... somewhere...kind of... in the whole Euro-pile right there.
It's there. I mean.
I thought of you when I drew Europe.

[ lol no he didn't. ]

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[hagyjbeken]

[Don't forget who dealt with Chibitalia, that wibble face does nothing to her, nothing. Still just looking pissed.]

Tell another lie straight to my face, go ahead, I dare you. Give me more reason to beat the shit out of you, Alfred.

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[starstripedhero]

What do you mean another lie? Since WHEN have I been lying--!?

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[hagyjbeken]

You sure as hell know you weren't thinking about me in any way, shape, or form. So cut the crap and stop acting like you're in charge of everything. Getting sick of it, hell, I'd even take Ivan over you right about now.

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[starstripedhero]

[ ... ]

You wouldn't. I mean... ouch!!?!?-- woah man. Especially since you're from, you know.
That kind of period...

What the hell am I doing that's making you SO PISSED? You haven't been happy not even ONCE on this ship that I've noticed.

.... Well.

Besides that glance you gave Austria over the video.

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[hagyjbeken]

Yeah, I'm from that time. I deal with the bastard on a day-to-day basis, you've only had to deal with him occasional or when he's helping you in a war. Do you know what a fucking disaster he really is?

And I'm not happy because you're being a loud, obnoxious, idiotic child.

[Scoots around to lay on her stomach, more comfortable this way.] Even as my ex, he's still someone I've spent a lot of time around. I'd be jut as excited if, say, Feliks showed up. [That's a lie.]

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[starstripedhero]

[ He folds his knees to his chest, biting at his nails, contemplating. ]

Yeah, okay whatever.

If I'm totally honest with you, I'd sort of be happy if anybody else showed up. I mean, besides Russia. I don't care. But I want to talk to people I can associate with, you know?

It's not like I'm lonely, so don't think that! It's just annoying having to explain this to people I've never met before.

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[hagyjbeken]

[Woah, what the heck. For a moment she just remains speechless and then when she does speak again it's with a sigh and her voice being far calmer than previously.]

God, you really are just a kid sometimes, aren't you? Look, none of us want to be here and we all want someone we're familiar with to be here along with us. I'm glad Roderich is here, yes, but it's been years since the two of us have even communicated and it's... awkward, you know?

But if you'll stop covering all of that up by being an obnoxious ass, we'll all get along better. I appreciate explaining what the hell we are to people, but the way you did it is kind of... jerk-ish.

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[starstripedhero]

[ He's ignoring your insults, la dee da. ]

How is it jerkish? Dude, I took the time to explain WHO you are to everyone and even those that I haven't seen on this ship yet!

I could have just talked about myself the entire time, but you know. I didn't. I thought I'd be nice and introduce you guys so you don't have to.

So like. Whatever.
It's the truth. You're like, a manly woman. And you wear flowers in your hair.
Austria plays his pianos and such and I think that's just like.. okay a pansy instrument.
And REALLY, do I have to explain Belarus? She's like fucking hot, but she's always threatening everyone!

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[hagyjbeken]

It's jerkish because you made all of us sound absolutely terrible and did nothing but make yourself look better. I don't go around saying I have a dick, it was just a misunderstanding when I was a child. I know that I'm a woman, thank you very much.

Austria's piano playing is not a pansy thing, do remember that the most well known composed music is from his people and piano music on top of that. That and pianist fingers are quite a thing to have, whether you would understand that or not.

... We do not talk about Belarus. But she is quite hot, yes. And isn't any less violent in my time.

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[starstripedhero]

Well, OKAY, fine, sorry. Apparently I cannot do anything right, so that's that.

[ he's shifting to roll on his stomach as well, pillow tucked under his chin as he falls suspiciously quiet, merely picking at one of the corners of his pillow.

YEP. ABSOLUTELY A CHILD. ]