[ Hi Tranquility. Are you ready dor a mouthfull? Cause you're getting it. Feed clicks on to show America, apparently just out of his jumpsuit and in his boxers. He's just seated on his bed, hair tousled a bit, evidently not very concerned about his appearance even though he's addressing who knows how many people. He's too lazy to get up. He's
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I will murder you, I swear to God.
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He grins, then crosses his arms, looking cocky. ]
I did a pretty damn good job, didn't I? I wasn't the best at art; science is my stuff, but I think I did a good job.
Those isles up in who-gives-a-shit land were annoying so I just did accurate scribbles.
What'ya think?
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Did you not just listen to a single fucking word I just said? Your map is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen in my life and is the most inaccurate thing and what the fuck is Eurovision? [In her defense it's new and she doesn't get to see that stuff, anyway.]
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... Oh right.
Well, it's basically like American Idol-- wait.. damn.
I don't know. It's a contest. Euro dudes dance and compete and sing and stuff. I only watched some of it.
Glad you like my map!!
[ thumbs UP. ]
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So something that's completely pointless, understood, then. AND NO, I DO NOT LIKE YOUR PIECE OF SHIT MAP.
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I mean, I included you in there... somewhere...kind of... in the whole Euro-pile right there.
It's there. I mean.
I thought of you when I drew Europe.
[ lol no he didn't. ]
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Tell another lie straight to my face, go ahead, I dare you. Give me more reason to beat the shit out of you, Alfred.
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You wouldn't. I mean... ouch!!?!?-- woah man. Especially since you're from, you know.
That kind of period...
What the hell am I doing that's making you SO PISSED? You haven't been happy not even ONCE on this ship that I've noticed.
.... Well.
Besides that glance you gave Austria over the video.
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And I'm not happy because you're being a loud, obnoxious, idiotic child.
[Scoots around to lay on her stomach, more comfortable this way.] Even as my ex, he's still someone I've spent a lot of time around. I'd be jut as excited if, say, Feliks showed up. [That's a lie.]
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Yeah, okay whatever.
If I'm totally honest with you, I'd sort of be happy if anybody else showed up. I mean, besides Russia. I don't care. But I want to talk to people I can associate with, you know?
It's not like I'm lonely, so don't think that! It's just annoying having to explain this to people I've never met before.
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God, you really are just a kid sometimes, aren't you? Look, none of us want to be here and we all want someone we're familiar with to be here along with us. I'm glad Roderich is here, yes, but it's been years since the two of us have even communicated and it's... awkward, you know?
But if you'll stop covering all of that up by being an obnoxious ass, we'll all get along better. I appreciate explaining what the hell we are to people, but the way you did it is kind of... jerk-ish.
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How is it jerkish? Dude, I took the time to explain WHO you are to everyone and even those that I haven't seen on this ship yet!
I could have just talked about myself the entire time, but you know. I didn't. I thought I'd be nice and introduce you guys so you don't have to.
So like. Whatever.
It's the truth. You're like, a manly woman. And you wear flowers in your hair.
Austria plays his pianos and such and I think that's just like.. okay a pansy instrument.
And REALLY, do I have to explain Belarus? She's like fucking hot, but she's always threatening everyone!
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Austria's piano playing is not a pansy thing, do remember that the most well known composed music is from his people and piano music on top of that. That and pianist fingers are quite a thing to have, whether you would understand that or not.
... We do not talk about Belarus. But she is quite hot, yes. And isn't any less violent in my time.
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[ he's shifting to roll on his stomach as well, pillow tucked under his chin as he falls suspiciously quiet, merely picking at one of the corners of his pillow.
YEP. ABSOLUTELY A CHILD. ]
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