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I'm ready to put the action figure on top of the Christmas tree now.
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There's a time and a place, man.
HI I AM JAMIE'S NEIGHBOR I LIKE TO GO OUTSIDE AND HAVE REALLY LOUD FIGHTS WITH COMPANIES ON MY CELL PHONE.
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That's it, I'm flying out to my loft. Hold my calls.
I'm developing a LARP called "Full Linen Alchemist." Players will be given a bottle of Cheer and my dirty laundry, then the alchemy begins. Shortly to follow, another LARP that I like to call "Avatar, the Last Dishwasher." Water bending to the extreme ( Read more... ) -
Why must cats eat stuff off of the floor. Are they telling me to vacuum?
I just went to grab a glass of orange juice, but due to its age it was necessary to conduct the sniff test. Taking a cautious whiff confirmed that the juice had indeed Crossed Over. As I was recapping it and sticking it back in the fridge, I thought to myself "what kind of an asshole puts rotten juice back in the fridge anyway." >: | ...I am my own ( Read more... ) -
The guest chef on the Today show is totally wearing a Cosby sweater.
Don't you hate when you put on headphones to listen to some crap on your computer, and then about an hour after whatever you were listening to has finished, you realize you're still wearing them?
Voldemort just burped at me. : \
But enough of the big stories, let's move on to some smaller, human interest pieces: MY CAR'S ODOMETER IS SO CLOSE TO ( Read more... ) -
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FSU's mandatory health insurance policy is harshing my boner in one the harshest recorded instances of boner harshing since boner harshing stepped off the Mayflower in its shiny buckled boner harshing shoes. I got denied when I tried to get coverage on my own because of my neurocardiogenic syncope crap. I CAN'T HELP THAT MY MOM MATED WITH A FUCKING ( Read more... ) -
You'll be able to see the fireball from space.
Yesterday as I was gassing up the Batmobile, I noticed a weird splashing sound coming from behind me. Does it make me a total dick that my first thought was of that overflowing gas scene from Dumb and Dumber, and that it'd be mind-blowing if anyone ever actually did that? I scanned the pumps and sure enough, someone had used the catch on the pump's ( Read more... ) -
Sound check.
While puttering around Lake Ella last week, I heard a gent on his cell phone discussing a $2,000,000 contract for his company. Two mill? Pssh, call me when you're ready to make some big deals ( Read more... ) -
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So, I googled "hoe cake" after reading a book where some character was eating it, and apparently it's like cornbread but flatter? Anyway, I did get this ( obligatory search result. ) -
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APPLE COBBLER APPLE COBBLER COBBLIN SOME APPLES. Mom mentioned a while ago that she likes it, so I thought I'd try making some for her birthday. It came out really nice. I don't even like apples and I had a little bit. Also it made the house smell like fall. SEASONS: Determined by what I put in the oven. Lisa better watch the fuck out or I'll put ( Read more... )