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So, I googled "hoe cake" after reading a book where some character was eating it, and apparently it's like cornbread but flatter? Anyway, I did get this
I'm impressed with the fondant skirt and piped tramp stamp. These little details really capture the essence of the ho.
Last week I had the last test with the doctor, after which she told me that I talk like a fag and my shit's all retarded. Basically my blood pressure is stupid so sometimes I pass out, but I can take meds and it won't happen so hey no worries scrote, there are plenty of 'tards out there leading really kickass lives. After the tilt-table test the nurses give you a gatorade, but they didn't get my electrolytes joke. SO ALONE. : (
In fast-food news, Chick-Fil-A is giving out free chicken sandwiches on labor day if you wear the logo of your favorite sports team. They didn't specify on the little flyer that the team has to be real. So if I show up in a Puddlemere United robe with a Besaid Aurochs hat and a Liberty City Cocks pennant flag, I expect to get my complimentary sandwich. YOU HEAR ME, CHICK-FIL-A? This shit just got fictional.
I'm impressed with the fondant skirt and piped tramp stamp. These little details really capture the essence of the ho.
Last week I had the last test with the doctor, after which she told me that I talk like a fag and my shit's all retarded. Basically my blood pressure is stupid so sometimes I pass out, but I can take meds and it won't happen so hey no worries scrote, there are plenty of 'tards out there leading really kickass lives. After the tilt-table test the nurses give you a gatorade, but they didn't get my electrolytes joke. SO ALONE. : (
In fast-food news, Chick-Fil-A is giving out free chicken sandwiches on labor day if you wear the logo of your favorite sports team. They didn't specify on the little flyer that the team has to be real. So if I show up in a Puddlemere United robe with a Besaid Aurochs hat and a Liberty City Cocks pennant flag, I expect to get my complimentary sandwich. YOU HEAR ME, CHICK-FIL-A? This shit just got fictional.