I love my job so much. There's this guy krusty who walks around the store saying the funniest shit ever. he's called krusty because he looks like krusty the clown from the simpsons. the other day he walked around saying "I eat yeast from girls pussys, You ever eat that good white chunky shit? you ever find old cheese doodles in a big black bush ( Read more... )

Today at work I ranked number 1 in sales in the whole store. I sold about $4000 worth of gear with about an $850 profit for the store. my commission is 2% of gross sales plus 10% of gross profit, so that works out to about $165 in one day plus my hourly wages. I fucking love this job. in other news, school sucks horribly but I'm doing well and ( Read more... )

yesterday at my job, I got the "ok" to start selling guitars. they told me not to worry if I didn't sell that much in my first week so I was a little worried about that. 10 minutes later I sold a 1971 Gibson les Paul sg custom, one of the best, most expensive guitars made. I ended up ranking number 2 in sales for the day. today, I sold one and ( Read more... )

I started work today at the guitar center in carle place. It has to be the best job of all time. I can play any instrument I want at anytime, I can just walk outside to smoke without asking anyone, the people I'm working with are great, I'm allowed to take up to an hour for a lunch break, I'm going to make an insane amount of money, I'm going to ( Read more... )

tonight I want to get drunk again ( Read more... )

It was Halloween and my bag was almost full with candy. I brought my dog with me. Just as we reached the part of town where I can't go my dog's bone blew away! I ran after my dog. Then I saw a bat I did not have time to look at it. Finally I saw my dog. Then I looked around I was lost. Then I looked up and I saw the bat! The bat flew down then it ( Read more... )

tonight I went to the living room with Jesse. krukas was already there with Ali and then layton, J.P., E. J., M, Evelyn and some other girls showed up. It was all right but I really don't like the living room. It's over priced, it as hot as hell, and mostly older people are there all the time. Pete was in the bathroom for two straight hours ( Read more... )

well, I ended up actually going to don juans last night with tracey and we met up with wandi, Ed, john, and Danny. I had a little fun and then Jesse shows up with krukas who lied to me and told me that he went home when he actually didn't. Now, I don't know what I did to make him do that but I think that's extremely fucked up. After that We went ( Read more... )

first of all I'd like to thank Pete for making me a new icon. Tonight I want to go to don juans and get drunk. that was my plan last night but no one wanted to go. Of course everyone is going to flake out tonight and ill probably end up going to cityscapes but I hope not for the sake of the tiger. the tiger is my friend and I don't care what ( Read more... )

I'd just like to say that pete is the funniest motherfucker i have ever met in my life.
P.S. i'm too tired to type any more