asl

the living room sucks!

Feb 10, 2002 03:46

tonight I went to the living room with Jesse. krukas was already there with Ali and then layton, J.P., E. J., M, Evelyn and some other girls showed up. It was all right but I really don't like the living room. It's over priced, it as hot as hell, and mostly older people are there all the time. Pete was in the bathroom for two straight hours giving head to the faucet. the faucet then proceeded to tell me how much he loved the toilet. he said "I love the toilet". then the toilet stood up and said "I like enchiladas". when the faucet found out that the toilet was Mexican, he ran off with Anna kournikova to Las Vegas and got married. Right after they got married, the faucet got hit by an airplane and died. Anna was so grief stricken, she had sex with me. so it was an all-around good night. ASL

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Poem of the day:
twinkle, twinkle, little star,
how I wonder why you are dead.

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