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Guitar Center is the shit!

Mar 13, 2002 20:30

I love my job so much. There's this guy krusty who walks around the store saying the funniest shit ever. he's called krusty because he looks like krusty the clown from the simpsons. the other day he walked around saying "I eat yeast from girls pussys, You ever eat that good white chunky shit? you ever find old cheese doodles in a big black bush?". Yesterday he walked around yelling "suck my cock", then a mother who was buying a guitar for her son heard it and asked him to apologize. He then looked at the son and said "suck my cock". the woman left the store. Then one of the guys who greets people at the door got caught jerking off in the bathroom in the warehouse by the store manager today. That fucking idiot didn't lock the door. He got fired. I already made enough money to cover my hours worked for the rest of the month so anything else I make goes in my pocket. my commission check for next month is already $130. only 9 more days till spring break. I have $1200 towards Cancun so far. I'm going to spend about $650 on a new camera and use the rest for spending cash. I plan on being drunk for 168 hours in Cancun. it should be a fun time. I just don't want to say to myself "I could be in the Bahamas right now". I'm going to try to have the best time I can. BVC

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Poem of the day:
mikey tarts got shot in the head,
but a chink bitch in a minivan should be dead.

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