Comments | askfor_bananas: New Rule!

askfor_bananas

New Rule!

May 03, 2009 23:19

I understand that your original post may not have spoilers you need to cut for, but in an effort to preserve my sanity, please, please give me some heads up when things such as this and this are being discussed. I don't want to know how or why Jenny exists. And if the Master had anything to do with it I really, really don't want to know. Okay? Yeah ( Read more... )

fantastic!, the pc i stole, time agency, last of the time lords, she calls herself jenny?, spoilers!, time and space, my bff master

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ask_arealdoctor May 4 2009, 03:35:29 UTC

Sorry, Doctor. Truly. I was trying to keep things under control but... well, you know how well that usually works out.

askfor_bananas May 4 2009, 03:41:02 UTC

Not your fault they started talking about it, I'd just like a heads up next time. For right now, just do what I'm doing and repeat to yourself "Mindwipes solve everything. Mindwipes solve everything." Once the variables are reset, everything will be fine.

In the meantime, though, I'd keep an eye on your Rift activity. Let me know if it starts surging. It's a worst-case scenario type thing, but, seeing as you don't have a TARDIS to retreat to...

ask_captainjack May 4 2009, 03:38:32 UTC

YOU FOUND HIM, DOCTOR! He'll sleep for weeks all tired out from today's excitement.

askfor_bananas May 4 2009, 03:44:19 UTC

Well, I suppose some people would find nearly having their internal organs removed exciting...

ask_aboutcoffee May 4 2009, 03:40:51 UTC

Poor Andy! Is he having fun at least?

askfor_bananas May 4 2009, 03:43:53 UTC

Well, apparently he wants food now. I'm torn between humoring him and going back to the canteen or just giving him a key and telling him to get it himself.

We should be heading for Cardiff next. We'll aim for Thursday; give you all a few days to get out of quarantine, remove the bugs in your house, show my DAUGHTER the sights, and so on and so forth.

(That mindwipe can't come soon enough.)

ask_aboutcoffee May 4 2009, 03:47:22 UTC

Oh, do fix him a sandwich, it's nice when you're not feeling well. I'll make it up to you when you get back.

And we will take very good care of your daughter when and if she breaks free of the gas giant.

askfor_bananas May 4 2009, 03:51:52 UTC

He's stealing my chips!

Do me a favor and try not to talk too much about Jenny? There's way too much temptation to look into the future of my own timestream. Although, if you could somehow break the news to Jack gently, I've gotten the impression from the thread I wasn't supposed to read that he doesn't know.

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dru_evilista May 4 2009, 05:11:26 UTC

Ok. No spoilers. I swear I won't tell you about you and the Master making sweet, tender love and you getting pregnant with a love child. I won't say a word!

...j/k. It was actually the Master who was up the duff!

LOL, I'm so evil.

timeagency May 4 2009, 05:13:41 UTC

QUIT RATTLING THE TIMELINES!

No harm done, mind. I just like to shout.

dru_evilista May 4 2009, 06:53:09 UTC

...you mean that really happened? I just thought I was fucking with the Doctor's head for the lulz... huh.

I mean I know about the shagging, (who doesn't?!) and the bondage, and Doctor muttering about settling down with The Master, but I didn't know there was assbabies...although I did read a fic once where Ianto was the assbaby, and called The Doctor Mum.

askmydad May 4 2009, 11:39:28 UTC

Oh, please! Whoever this Master is, Da--I mean, the Doctor would hardly loom a child (whatever that means) with someone that would hurt people!

What is lulz?

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timeagency May 4 2009, 05:12:52 UTC

Where did you find him, Doctor? And in how many pieces? I do hope he's still warm.

Temporal anomalies are one of my specialties. If the time streams start to quake I'll let everyone know. I caught the one that's not about the blonde but for some reason she's not registering.

Are you sure there's no way to bring Andy by to visit and share a meal before you take the him back to Cardiff? Early 52nd?