New Rule!

[askfor_bananas]

I understand that your original post may not have spoilers you need to cut for, but in an effort to preserve my sanity, please, please give me some heads up when things such as this and this are being discussed. I don't want to know how or why Jenny exists. And if the Master had anything to do with it I really, really don't want to know. Okay? Yeah

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[ask_aboutcoffee]

Poor Andy! Is he having fun at least?

[askfor_bananas]

Well, apparently he wants food now. I'm torn between humoring him and going back to the canteen or just giving him a key and telling him to get it himself.

We should be heading for Cardiff next. We'll aim for Thursday; give you all a few days to get out of quarantine, remove the bugs in your house, show my DAUGHTER the sights, and so on and so forth.

(That mindwipe can't come soon enough.)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh, do fix him a sandwich, it's nice when you're not feeling well. I'll make it up to you when you get back.

And we will take very good care of your daughter when and if she breaks free of the gas giant.

[askfor_bananas]

He's stealing my chips!

Do me a favor and try not to talk too much about Jenny? There's way too much temptation to look into the future of my own timestream. Although, if you could somehow break the news to Jack gently, I've gotten the impression from the thread I wasn't supposed to read that he doesn't know.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He's ill and human! It happens to the best of us.

Right. Lips sealed. You aren't supposed to know that he doesn't know about the thing we're not talking about?

I might need to sketch this out in my diary. To keep track, you know.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Nobody's supposed to know any of this!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm just going to pretend I don't know anything. Hello, mysterious medical doctor! How may I help you? Would you like a map of Snowdonia?

[ask_arealdoctor]

*weeps*

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm sorry, Martha! When we get out of quarantine I'll make it up to you. I'll buy you a new microwave.

[ask_arealdoctor]

You bloody well will not!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

No camera, promise!

[ask_arealdoctor]

My arse. I'll buy my own, thanks.

[ask_captainjack]

Hey, how long have you had maps of Snowdonia? You said we couldn't go camping for Christmas because nobody had adequately mapped the area yet. You said it's in the Archive that they wouldn't map it out until 2021 and I shouldn't disturb the course of history!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It, uh, fell through the Rift. It's not actually accurate, it's just fun to look at. We definitely can't go camping there though. There are gorges and things. And possibly carnivores.

[ask_captainjack]

Gorges!? How is anybody supposed to pitch a tent in a gorge?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You see the problem! Much better to go to Venice or Maui or out to the really fancy place near the Plass for dinner.