Fanastic.

[askfor_bananas]

Okay, Andy and T, you're done. I have been walking along this beach all night long, and you can't have been going the entire time. If you like, I'm sure you can find the fixings for sex on a beach in the TARDIS.

Cross your fingers, everybody. Hopefully the TARDIS will fly correctly more than twice in a row...

Comments

[gwen_e_cooper]

The TARDIS has Peach schnapps and condoms?

What doesn't it have?

[ask_sigerson]

Black lights. Well at least at didn't during my last visit.

[ask_captainjack]

She knows my preferences!

I'm sure there would be plenty of Wife Swap and crisps in a drawer if you and Rhys stopped by.

[gwen_e_cooper]

But.

We have those at home.

The thing we like about going to Barcelona is the weird shampoo in the hotels and the foreign soaps on the telly.

[ask_sigerson]

So you are doing domestic. Sorry to hear that dear fellow.

Bones and I have had a bit of concern about the Rift energy as well as something somewhat dubious.

Pray what does Moriarty know about mummification? Bones stumbled upon a mummy in a rubbermaid container earlier this week, that she had not encountered in her lab before.

We both had a look at it and weren't entirely sure what to make of it. Everything looked human and checked to be human, but Bones still felt uncomfortable about as did I. My sixth telepathic sense just didn't feel proper so we promptly took it to Torchwood for further testing which could not be done in the premises of an academic lab.

I do not believe in coincidences, as you know, and this "mummy" appeared when Rift levels began spiking. Hopefully, Dr. Jones will return our query soon.

[timeagency]

Damn! So THAT'S where I left the specimen. Sorry.

LOL! I kid. I'm on the TARDIS. And I'm from far too advanced a time to rely on Rubbermaid.

Oooh, Andy, look! I found a simulated beach hut and a bottle of peach schnapps.

Mind the bidet. (Doctor, what is with this bidet? Would you like IT mindwiped?)

[ask_sigerson]

Ha ha ha. Funny T. You may want to have a look at if you have "access" to CCTV in the hub. It is rather disturbing and it does have a FOB watch.

I find the concept of Rubbermaid appalling personally. Although it does hold deceased individuals rather nicely, no leakage as I've observed in my work with the Yard.

I assure you that bidets do come in handy. There is nothing as pleasant as the feel....well then enjoy your travels.

[timeagency]

Siggy, are you sure that's a Gallifreyan fob watch? If it is, I may request that you courier it to us for safekeeping. It'll be perfectly safe. In Jabba's digestive tract.

I'm not speaking of just any bidet. I'm speaking of one that has four legs and walks. I think it's hostile. I have no idea where the Doctor got it but it's certainly hazardous. I thought it was restricted to the wardrobe but I was mistaken.