Fanastic.

[askfor_bananas]

Okay, Andy and T, you're done. I have been walking along this beach all night long, and you can't have been going the entire time. If you like, I'm sure you can find the fixings for sex on a beach in the TARDIS.

Cross your fingers, everybody. Hopefully the TARDIS will fly correctly more than twice in a row...

Comments

[gwen_e_cooper]

The TARDIS has Peach schnapps and condoms?

What doesn't it have?

[ask_sigerson]

Black lights. Well at least at didn't during my last visit.

[ask_captainjack]

She knows my preferences!

I'm sure there would be plenty of Wife Swap and crisps in a drawer if you and Rhys stopped by.

[gwen_e_cooper]

But.

We have those at home.

The thing we like about going to Barcelona is the weird shampoo in the hotels and the foreign soaps on the telly.

[ask_captainjack]

ME TOO!

[gwen_e_cooper]

*shares a truffle* They're foreign!

[ask_captainjack]

Wait until you see Planet Barcelona.

It's even more foreign!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Do they speak thsexily there?

[ask_captainjack]

Si!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Xi!

Me gusta.

[bone_lady]

I see what you did there Gwen ;) . Yo veo que tu haces a ja Gwen.

Te gustas esta idioma. Muy interesante.

[gwen_e_cooper]

The babelfish isn't so great, huh?

Well, I tried. I had Welsh in school.

I'm going to read things off the hotel shampoo bottles next. :o)

[bone_lady]

Actually you were doing just fine. My spelling is atrocious as is my conjugation.

Wait. *blinks* Wait you and....are in...alone...

Oh I REALLY see what you did there! :). Sorry didn't mean to interrupt the relaxation process. *gives a box of truffles and chocolate covered strawberries and promptly leaves*

[ask_aboutcoffee]

WAIT, what? When are you and Gwen going to Barcelona? How long will you be gone? Is this Torchwood Business? Who's going to be in charge?

(Please say Not John Hart)

[gwen_e_cooper]

If I'm going, you're going!

I'll be like that time we went to CERN!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I don't want to have a near-death experience in/on Barcelona, though. Just so that's clear.