eww, cooties!

[pseudosoliloquy]

What's the most recent 'grossest thing' that has happened to you?

if for some reason you're insanely lucky, and haven't had anything gross happen to you..what's the last embarrassing moment you've had? assuming it's within the last three days, since that question was just asked.

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[cpsings4him]

I was trying to figure out what had happened to one of my flowers (because it was laying over like something had sat on it) and didn't realize the dog had JUST peed on it!!!! D: Pee-pee hand!!!! D:

[pseudosoliloquy]

pee pee cooties!! :D

[writersblock_va]

Most recently.. worst I can think of is probably stepping in a cat vomit/hairball in the middle of the night.

[pseudosoliloquy]

wow, i didn't realize it was such a common coincidence! :D

[writersblock_va]

lol if you have cats.. and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.. sooner or later.. they'll get you..

[solngbeautiful]

I was holding my son in a recliner and he farted really loudly and I felt a warm sensation on my leg so I lift him up and see his poop running out of the diaper and onto my clothes. his outfit was still clean tho.

[solngbeautiful]

I know right

[pseudosoliloquy]

oh my....

[juniper_mermaid]

pretty mild- we were cleaning off the deck of a friend's condo that rarely gets used. i picked up a folding chair and turned it over to fold it up and got a bath in rusty, black sludge that was inside the metal tubes that made up the chair.

[sparroworsnail]

I got shit on my hand about 2 minutes ago, but that's a daily occurrence.

[redefine_you]

The glamorous life of a parent. This is my answer too.

I also kind of hate the drool kisses, where all the drool goes RIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH.