eww, cooties!
What's the most recent 'grossest thing' that has happened to you?
if for some reason you're insanely lucky, and haven't had anything gross happen to you..what's the last embarrassing moment you've had? assuming it's within the last three days, since that question was just asked.
during one of my 20 nightly visits to the bathroom, i stepped in what i thought was cat diarrhea on the carpet. **squiiish** all in my toes. i had to decide whether the urge to pee or the urge to clean my foot was more important. then, lucky me! while peeing, i realize it was not cat crap, but cat vomit. slightly less gross, but still disgusting.
also, my embarrassing moment has to be one of my six calls to amazon customer service to inquire about a problem with my most recent order. i have never had a problem with amazon, and the very first time i buy a vibrator online, also happens to be the very first time i need to call customer service. i can't tell who seems more mortified when they repeat my order items to me, my friendly indian customer service rep or myself. "So i see here your last order was for pipe dreams rabbit--oh!umm..--and an ergo heart..." i can actually feel them blush over the phone.
if for some reason you're insanely lucky, and haven't had anything gross happen to you..what's the last embarrassing moment you've had? assuming it's within the last three days, since that question was just asked.
during one of my 20 nightly visits to the bathroom, i stepped in what i thought was cat diarrhea on the carpet. **squiiish** all in my toes. i had to decide whether the urge to pee or the urge to clean my foot was more important. then, lucky me! while peeing, i realize it was not cat crap, but cat vomit. slightly less gross, but still disgusting.
also, my embarrassing moment has to be one of my six calls to amazon customer service to inquire about a problem with my most recent order. i have never had a problem with amazon, and the very first time i buy a vibrator online, also happens to be the very first time i need to call customer service. i can't tell who seems more mortified when they repeat my order items to me, my friendly indian customer service rep or myself. "So i see here your last order was for pipe dreams rabbit--oh!umm..--and an ergo heart..." i can actually feel them blush over the phone.