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ask_arealdoctor

ALERT! ALERT!

Jun 01, 2009 10:21

RESPONSE TEAM TO CARDIFF MARKET STAT ( Read more... )

bloody torchwood, yet another apocalypse

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ask_aboutcoffee June 1 2009, 14:28:43 UTC

I buy organic so things like this don't happen! Organic apples are not supposed to have worms in them.

Technically they might be mutants, not aliens. See if you can get one into a jar for study! We're on our way. Keep us updated.

ask_arealdoctor June 1 2009, 14:33:27 UTC

Mutants, aliens, whatever -- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BUTCHER NOMMED TO DEATH BY WORMS? IT'S DISGUSTING!

There'll be plenty of time for specimen collection later. I'm too busy trying to keep people from being trampled in the rush for escape!

ask_aboutcoffee June 1 2009, 14:39:46 UTC

I'm bringing jars! And some proper napalm. And orange flags for traffic direction. Bollocks, I'm going to get stuck on crowd control.

AND RETCON BEER.

If it's mutants we might have to track back to the farm. Do you know their origin point?

ask_captainjack June 1 2009, 14:39:31 UTC

We're an organic household? I feel healthier just knowing that.

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ask_captainjack June 1 2009, 14:33:10 UTC

I'M ON IT.

Shooting worms in the face is easy. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Boe!

ask_captainjack June 1 2009, 14:33:48 UTC

WOW! When you shoot a worm it explodes into multiple worms. Are you taking notes, Martha? This is pretty interesting. Xenologically, I guess.

ask_captainjack June 1 2009, 14:35:12 UTC

Ok. I guess we're going to need some C4!

Where's that moron Hart when you need him?

ask_arealdoctor June 1 2009, 14:36:49 UTC

We're going to have to destroy another Cardiff landmark building, aren't we? I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

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rednwhiterose June 1 2009, 15:01:35 UTC

WTF?!?!?!

Might I recommend salt. It works on slugs.

ask_arealdoctor June 1 2009, 15:02:24 UTC

BRILLIANT! Good thinking, Rose!

rednwhiterose June 1 2009, 15:05:06 UTC

Clearly you never dumped salt on an unsuspecting slug as a child.

It is the single grossest thing I've ever seen...well until the giant worms of doom occurred.

ask_captainjack June 1 2009, 15:02:39 UTC

GOOD IDEA, ROSE.

I'm sprinkling salt on this bomb right now!

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rednwhiterose June 1 2009, 15:40:10 UTC

Is it over yet? Please tell me it's over...I don't think I'll be able to look at cured meat the same way again.

*hugs self*

ask_arealdoctor June 1 2009, 15:42:40 UTC

All over now, honey! Here, wrap yourself in a decorative tapestry of Cardiff Castle and have a nice home-brewed beer.

rednwhiterose June 1 2009, 15:49:40 UTC

I'll just have tea. I have to drive home :0)

ask_arealdoctor June 1 2009, 15:52:38 UTC

Oh, all right. Here, I'll add ...um, sugar. There you go!

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I'm so sorry the water main break interrupted your shopping, miss. Have a safe trip home!

askfor_bananas June 2 2009, 02:17:18 UTC

Oh! What type of worms are they?

ask_captainjack June 2 2009, 02:27:30 UTC

Dead, Doctor!

I ate all the jams and saved the day.

There's a pretty awesome hole in the ground where an organic grocery used to be. Just another awesome day in the life of Torchwood!

ask_aboutcoffee June 2 2009, 02:38:55 UTC

It's all right though, they're going to turn it into a community garden. I'm donating some clippings from Dalek Ec, of the strictly non-alien variety.

ask_captainjack June 2 2009, 02:43:54 UTC

I've got tins of pesticide! LOADS. Nobody wants this stuff after Vietnam.

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