ALERT! ALERT!

[ask_arealdoctor]

RESPONSE TEAM TO CARDIFF MARKET STAT

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[askfor_bananas]

Oh! What type of worms are they?

[ask_captainjack]

Dead, Doctor!

I ate all the jams and saved the day.

There's a pretty awesome hole in the ground where an organic grocery used to be. Just another awesome day in the life of Torchwood!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It's all right though, they're going to turn it into a community garden. I'm donating some clippings from Dalek Ec, of the strictly non-alien variety.

[ask_captainjack]

I've got tins of pesticide! LOADS. Nobody wants this stuff after Vietnam.

[ask_arealdoctor]

That's not pesticide, Jack, that's Agent Orange.

[ask_captainjack]

Keeps bugs off jungle plants, Martha. Should do okay on some organic tomatoes.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Ask Ianto to define "organic" for you, won't you?

[ask_captainjack]

I know, I know.

100% Organic = No Neo-Plastics, No Nanobots, No RNA Modification.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

No pesticides, no hormones, no chemical growth agents.

Sorry, Jack. We can use all the pesticides we like on Dalek Ec, though!

[ask_captainjack]

No chemical growth agents?

How are you going to feed 6 billion people without monster tomatoes?

As for Dalek Ec, he gives me the impression he likes being poisoned. Every time Gwen makes "coffee" I pour it into his planter. I think he's grown BIGGER lately.

[gwen_e_cooper]

...

My coffee is not perfect but is perfectly good.

[ask_arealdoctor]

It's very... chewy.

[ask_captainjack]

I always thought the gum-like texture must be a 21st century thing.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Really? I thought it was some kind of 51st century anti-grav recipe. You can invert the mug and nothing pours out!

[ask_captainjack]

That was Owen's trick beaker.

I LOLed AND LOLed.

THINK FAST, CATCH THIS BEAKER OF "ACID"!

HA HA HA!

[gwen_e_cooper]

You'd know gum-like consistency, wouldn't you, with a drum of Napalm in the greenhouse.