Comments | ask_aboutcoffee: HE HAS MY SHOES AGAIN.

ask_aboutcoffee

HE HAS MY SHOES AGAIN.

Jul 11, 2009 10:00

GREETINGS from the 53rd Century! This rift between the 53rd and the 21st opened just in time, let me tell you ( Read more... )

jack harkness has nice teeth, his name is max, torchwood is srs bznss

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pure_morning_8 July 11 2009, 15:05:35 UTC

I LOVE YOU, IANTO!

ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:07:54 UTC

Thank you! I'm easy to love. Actually that's not true. Well, I am easy. Sort of.

Now I'm all confused.

But I'm glad to be loved!

ask_captainjack July 11 2009, 15:21:15 UTC

Are you trying to clutch at him? Sorry, the RIFT POCKET works one way. You can't come to the 53rd to clutch my people. They're busy being clutched by me!

tildathebuilder July 11 2009, 15:27:37 UTC

Can you clutch us too? We need clutching HARD damnit!

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beccaelizabeth July 11 2009, 15:05:53 UTC

*sends chocolate pancakes*
... has no booze...

saying nice things.... hmmm:

A man who knows what's really important in life. Like that extra ten minutes. Not beans.

ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:07:05 UTC

Sometimes twenty minutes just isn't enough!

Baked beans can always be reheated.

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ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:09:59 UTC

The list of things I can't trust anymore, Rhys, honestly, it runs to pages! You came off rather well though mate, solid substitute Torchwood operative and relatively good with kids.

Are those muffins?

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ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:15:38 UTC

You should have heard me muttering. Cockblocked by beans! As if we'd let beans stop us.

I know you didn't mean it though. After all I'm sure they smelled brilliant. You're the only person I know who can turn tinned beans into a gourmet meal.

These potential muffins. Would they potentially be of the chocolate-chip lemon poppyseed variety?

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rm July 11 2009, 15:08:28 UTC

This is the best EVER.

ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:11:43 UTC

It's not! It's the WORST ever, getting fake-killed in the past, and now Jack's got all my shoes.

You need to sit down with me and I'll flag a robo-waiter to bring us margaritas.

inquireof_liz July 11 2009, 15:15:22 UTC

I'm in charge of the fancy drinks again! You know, bartending is so much more fun than running an empire a country. I should have done it years ago.

Dreamsicle?

ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:23:02 UTC

You do make the best fancy drinks, ma'am. I think it must be a royal secret. I'll have two! One for me and one for me after Jack steals my first one.

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Catering inquireof_liz July 11 2009, 15:08:57 UTC

Excellent! I'm just in time to set out the Grakken rolls with salsa! I think you'll enjoy my new recipe for Soylent Chimichangas. The sauce is a special recipe of my own.

Harold

Re: Catering ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:12:23 UTC

Oh god, you made Grakken rolls?

You can just set those out over here by the sofa. Within grabbing distance of me, and so I can defend them from Jack. You know how he feels about your salsa.

Re: Catering inquireof_liz July 11 2009, 15:18:24 UTC

Here. A plate just for the victim of the documentary. I'll hide some so you can have leftovers later. Must stick together, yes? 921-7 and all.

Try the grilled Skrsk. Just like shrimp.

Harold

Re: Catering ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:26:29 UTC

Shrimp with the legs still on, I see.

Uh. The legs are moving.

Are they supposed to do that after they're grilled?

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