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ask_aboutcoffee

HE HAS MY SHOES AGAIN.

Jul 11, 2009 10:00

GREETINGS from the 53rd Century! This rift between the 53rd and the 21st opened just in time, let me tell you ( Read more... )

jack harkness has nice teeth, his name is max, torchwood is srs bznss

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Catering inquireof_liz July 11 2009, 15:08:57 UTC

Excellent! I'm just in time to set out the Grakken rolls with salsa! I think you'll enjoy my new recipe for Soylent Chimichangas. The sauce is a special recipe of my own.

Harold

Re: Catering ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:12:23 UTC

Oh god, you made Grakken rolls?

You can just set those out over here by the sofa. Within grabbing distance of me, and so I can defend them from Jack. You know how he feels about your salsa.

Re: Catering inquireof_liz July 11 2009, 15:18:24 UTC

Here. A plate just for the victim of the documentary. I'll hide some so you can have leftovers later. Must stick together, yes? 921-7 and all.

Try the grilled Skrsk. Just like shrimp.

Harold

Re: Catering ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:26:29 UTC

Shrimp with the legs still on, I see.

Uh. The legs are moving.

Are they supposed to do that after they're grilled?

Re: Catering gwen_e_cooper July 11 2009, 15:36:08 UTC

I think it's nanofoodbot legs. I had this happen last week with the Bruffalo Wings. They stop moving once you nom them. :o)

Re: Catering inquireof_liz July 11 2009, 15:39:52 UTC

It's the almost latest thing. The actual latest thing is hover-food, but the cost! Besides, never purchase 1.0 technology until you know it's not going to go Westworld on you and kill everyone.

Hyper-nachos?

Harold

Re: Catering ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:53:44 UTC

I will take a large bowl of hypernachos with extra space cheese, yes!

I've heard about hoverfood, but I mistrust it. When the spaghetti rises up and kills them all, at least we'll be able to say told-you-so!

It's the iPhone all over again.

Re: Catering inquireof_liz July 11 2009, 15:58:38 UTC

Don't remind me of the iPhone. I used to keep mine in a back pocket! You can only imagine what happened! I have nightmares to this day.

My thoughts exactly on the hoverfood.

Harold

Re: Catering ask_aboutcoffee July 11 2009, 15:54:11 UTC

OH.

They tickle! And....twitch disconcertingly.

Nomalicious, though.

Re: Catering 1_mad_squirrel July 11 2009, 15:45:10 UTC

Uh. The legs are moving.

Klingon shrimp?

Little tip, stay away from the Gagh.

Re: Catering inquireof_liz July 11 2009, 15:57:01 UTC

Gagh is very, very rare and protected. I should forward you some info on the epicurean uprising and the Gagh wars. Quite good reading.

Harold

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