General Support Log, Week 11

[ask_aboutcoffee]

General Support Log
v. 1, week 11

Comments

[pure_morning_8]

Woo :) Your weekly logs make me happy. Hope you're feeling better today, honey.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Much better, thank you!

It's a bit hard to move in the Hub at the moment after Jack printed out nineteen years of archival email, but I've had a lot of coffee and I feel up to the task.

[pure_morning_8]

Just don't over-do it!

[ask_captainjack]

Now you can flip through them and read them whenever you like (you like)!

[rednwhiterose]

My week is not complete without these updates.

:0)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Thank you! I aim to please.

[rednwhiterose]

And you do...quite well in fact. ;0)

[inquireof_liz]

Wonderful job as usual. Now I can catch up on all the events I missed. I'm quite busy, you know. Ordering people to do things for me, tea parties for the good of the realm, and hat shopping to impress the foreign dignitaries.

I'm also writing a book to instruct the younger generation on the importance of hats. It's really very disturbing to see their utter disregard of a proper chapeau.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You're too modest, ma'am. I've seen you with proofs of the book!

[ask_captainjack]

I want a signed copy.

No, not want..

Demand!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'll see about bribing Harold. I owe him for our darts wager anyway!

[teaboyfan]

Hope you're fully recovered from the trauma of being frozen and thawed, with all the accompanying hysteria. You probably won't recover as quickly from dealing with nineteen years worth of email printouts. It's never a good idea to turn a bored Jack loose in your work space.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I should have found something for him to play with, but Hart's built something out of the alien meccano set and I'm afraid to disassemble it.

[ask_captainjack]

SHOOT IT IN THE FACE, Ianto.

I'm not comfortable with Hart "science projects".

We all saw what he did to that poor pig.

[gwen_e_cooper]

I know, right?

BTW: leftover bacon bits are in the green Tupperware in the freezer.

[oh_doask]

MY POWER ANIMAL IS A FUCKING MEGALODON! IT WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!

PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING LOG, JONES!

!!!

I fucked the Mona Lisa. Note the smears on the glass.

Sometimes it is THAT simple.

LOOK AT HOW MY AWESOME ARTWORK OVERSHADOWS HER PASTY WELSH SELF!

[gwen_e_cooper]

The Mona Lisa was not WELSH.

Famous Welsh women include: Catherine Zeta Jones! Duffy! Bonnie Tyler!

I'm signing you up for an Open University history course.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Sorry, I'm only the general archivist for an entire covert operation, sometimes things like power animals get overlooked in favour of MIND CONTROL SNAKES and GETTING CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN.

The Mona Lisa is painted on wood.

How're those splinters coming along?

[oh_doask]

YOU HAVE TO INCLUDE MY FUCKING POWER ANIMAL!!!!!

IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT ALL OF LAST WEEK WHEN MY POWER ANIMAL SWALLOWED THE TIGER WHOLE!

Martha picked them out :-( It bled :-(<-~<

~ <- THAT IS THE BLOOD ON MY COCK!