General Support Log: Week 1

[ask_aboutcoffee]

General Support Log
v. 1, week 1

NOTE: This weekly log is designed to track online activity of the members of Torchwood, its allies, and occasionally its enemies. Research will be ongoing.

Comments

[woman_of_]

Heee! Such an eventful week, as always of course. Keep up the good work of monitoring these online activities, you never know what might happen, and alien apoclypse or something if you were not on the job.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We do what we can. Torchwood is a busy place! Still, it's good to take time out for sex archiving, supply runs, sex, weapons training, sex, and proper nutrition!

[ask_captainjack]

Ianto, I've been saving up some amazing Uranus jokes. When I think of a good one I type it into my blackberry. Then the next time we're out in the field shooting something and I feel a LOL coming on, I can just scroll down with one thumb and zing you with a fantastic Uranus witticism. YOU WILL LOL, IANTO.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Some days, I wonder who could ask for more than this, Jack.

Other days, I wonder where the last of Owen's stock of Valium went.

[ask_captainjack]

Fortunately we have plenty of horse tranquilizer from when we had to "put down" the space whale. The giant novelty needle makes me nervous, though. I figure we have to keep it around in case we need to euthanize any other enormous aliens.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I thought Owen was keeping it around as a joke, like his version of a film-star cardboard cutout. And also, possibly, as a threat if we didn't behave. I know whenever I got the urge to squirm while he was vaccinating/treating/testing us, one look at that needle would put me right.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It is difficult when people want to label you with Which Character Are You options. When I joined Torchwood London they made me take all kinds of personality tests like "Would you shoot a coworker's ex in the face if they were trying to take over the world?" and such. Hard to choose, I'm telling you.

Besides, obviously you don't fit in a neat little box. If you did Gwen wouldn't have married you.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, when I took the test I said "Yes" but that was before my ex, you know...did try. So now I'm on the fence about it.

That was pretty traumatic, really.

But you ought to know that I'm almost positive Gwen didn't shoot first and she probably only had my best interests at heart.

[gwen_e_cooper]

The recruiting poster is nice! Those fairy cakes are totally amazing.

I'm wearing my (slightly) looser jeans today and it's all their fault. Might be on cabbage soup at the weekend. (Sorry, Rhys!)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Curves look good on you, Gwen. I'm sure Jack would agree with me when I say WORK THEM.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Aww, thanks! ;o)

He would, wouldn't he?

[ask_captainjack]

Your curves are as fierce as Bahrain's F1 race track.

[smirnoffmule]

<3 You're so organised.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Naturally! Torchwood needs a lot of organisation. Very kind of you to notice, though, thank you.