A Priority "Communication"

[ask_captainjack]

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To: Harkness, Jack
From: Jones, Ianto
Subject: SORT THIS OUT! was RE: Seriously Jack! was: FW: Overdue Annual Report 08-09
Priority: High

Jack. This is another priority communication from Her Majesty that is now incredibly overdue.

Please reply immediately! - IJ Her Majesty The Queen

Comments

[51stcenturyfox]

Whoa.

LOL!

I think this beats the options you offered on the poll. But poor Ianto got slimed? (Twice, apparently, once with the bucket and once... well.)

[ask_captainjack]

It's not 'slime' if it originated with me, sweetheart.

I consider it "essence" or "man juice".

[oneloveonelight]

Eau du Cock?

[51stcenturyfox]

Women uh... women sense your power and we seek your life essence.

Do not avoid women, Mandrake Captain Jack.

Ianto, Gwen - READ THIS !!!!!!!!!!!

[ask_captainjack]

Ok team.

I don't know if you noticed, but we might have a small 'situation' with HRM taking an interest in Torchwood operations.

I strongly suspect she might want a written account of our activities.

In light of this news, please email me everything you've been doing over the last year and in the margin put in how much it cost and how many bullets it took.

If you need to find me this afternoon I'm pulling apart file folders in the archives, level 30. Follow the sound of screaming.

CJH

Re: Ianto, Gwen - READ THIS !!!!!!!!!!!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Mine's been in your inbox for a few weeks. I'll re-send it and then join you in the archives. I'm bringing Pimm's and scones and lube.

Re: Ianto, Gwen - READ THIS !!!!!!!!!!!

[gwen_e_cooper]

I know better than to follow the sounds of screaming anywhere in the Hub.

Check your inbox. I've scanned in the Community bits. We've done scads of caring things for the community thanks to me.

[ask_captainjack]

I will punch them right in the middle of the face

I don't NOT like this.

I need retaliation! Sexi prank retaliation! Help, Jack!

And you haven't already set up a bucket of slime against the top of a door frame?

[ask_captainjack]

I love sneaking in through windows! Sounds like a guy I'd like to know (in bed). Don't drive him away by pulling confusing sexy pranks on him that will make him file important reports and then cry in the backseat of the SUV.