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Dear Captain Jack,
Here I was, living in the first few years of the twenty-first century, and feeling really good about how all-inclusive we were all being. I mean, men and women, men and men, women and women, dogs and cats, it all seemed so wonderful and idyllic.
But now I find I'm in a Miss Manners Etiquette Quandary from Hell. Only Captain Jack ( Read more... )
Here I was, living in the first few years of the twenty-first century, and feeling really good about how all-inclusive we were all being. I mean, men and women, men and men, women and women, dogs and cats, it all seemed so wonderful and idyllic.
But now I find I'm in a Miss Manners Etiquette Quandary from Hell. Only Captain Jack ( Read more... )
COME CLOSER!
THAT'S MY UP-THE-NECK-TO-THE-CHEEK-TO-THE-EAR LICK OF THANK YOU!
I KNOW YOU REMEMBER IT FONDLY!
YOU STILL TASTE THE SAME!
NO WAIT! YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE EYEBALL SUCK!
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YOU CAN'T BREAK RITUAL!
THE OWLS WILL DESCEND!
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I was scared of owls when I was eight years old!
Owls don't frighten me now. If I see an owl I can hold onto the back of Ianto's jacket and I'm not frightened anymore.
If the owl tries to descend I can shoot it in its motherfucking beak!
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REMEMBER THAT?!
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I'm clutching Ianto from behind and he's making the "Jack is clutching me from behind" face of discomfort!
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RING AROUND THE ROSES, THE OWLS COME DOWN WITH CLOWNIES
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... *sigh*
... Well, when you decide to come down from swinging from the rafters there's a cup of cocoa waiting for you.
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