Big sexy news for Torchwood Three

[ask_captainjack]

It's my delight to inform you that MY FUCKING AWESOME BUTLER won a major award at the Children of Time Awards. He's a Best Site as voted by the Internet

Comments

[amand_r]

I'm sad that option number 4 does not have support. Honestly people, do you know the things that you could PUT on those coins? Perhaps we could explore liberal applications of them in other areas for which they were probably not intended. Don't let your prudish 21st century thinking keep you from actualising the sexay 51st century potential of those things!

[amand_r]

How could you get sued? That complementary retcon-cotton-candy you hand them on the way out the gates would take care of everything. I even have the motto: The Best Time You'll Never Remember!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It's a point!

Oh, think of all the things we could brand. Forget shirts and hats, who wouldn't want a plush Torchwood logo?

[amand_r]

Or a temporary Torchwood Tramp Stamp?

I...I kind of want a plush Torchwood logo.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I shouldn't think it would be hard to make. Black T-shaped pillow with the white hexagons applied in felt, or perhaps stitched on in white fabric.

My dad did a very good side business in custom pillows when the bespoke business was slow. You've no idea what some people will ask for if you have a smiling and non-judgmental face.

[amand_r]

::thinks:: You're right. That could be a very lucrative business.

[ask_captainjack]

We can sell them in the Tourist Office!

But we can't tell them what Torchwood does. Just that it's cool to own the brand. Torchwood is cool, muthafuckah!!! That's something you can shout when they ask you what the pillows mean.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh, so, like Abercrombie&Fitch. We don't know who they are, but it's cool to have their t-shirt!

[ask_captainjack]

RETCON on the exit boat ride, Ianto.

Everyone leaves happy!

[thaddeusfavour]

Actually, it's kind of creepy. Around these parts, only dead people get put on coins. Are you trying to tell us something?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

But the queen's on a coin! And she's not dead! As far as I know. I think she'd tell us if she were.

Also I've seen all those Barack Obama coins and dolls and things they're making. And he's definitely not dead. The dead aren't that charismatic.

[thaddeusfavour]

Fake coins! Or coins minted in some islands or third world countries somewhere! Except for the queen. We've got Lincoln and Jefferson on ours. Definitely dead... I think. omg. You're not trying to tell us about them, are you?

Of course, zombies in charge of governing America would explain a lot about the last eight years.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Torchwood has no official comments to make about Abraham Lincoln.

(Ben Franklin's an oddball but I must say he's one of the best conversationalists I've ever not-met.)

[thaddeusfavour]

Ahhhhh! Pass the Retconbock please.

[amand_r]

CHUCK E CHEESE IS NOT DEAD LOL.