Comments | ask_captainjack: Big sexy news for Torchwood Three

ask_captainjack

Big sexy news for Torchwood Three

Jun 06, 2009 12:09

It's my delight to inform you that MY FUCKING AWESOME BUTLER won a major award at the Children of Time Awards. He's a Best Site as voted by the Internet ( Read more... )

polls, celebrations

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ask_arealdoctor June 6 2009, 16:48:34 UTC

Oh, please. As if there were any question as to the outcome of that poll.

I'll be strapped into this party frock all weekend long. ;)

ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 16:49:43 UTC

It's just going to end up crumpled on the floor of the Hub like Ianto's photos in his blog HA HA HA! Nice frock though!

ask_arealdoctor June 6 2009, 16:52:20 UTC

But it's worth putting on again just to let it end up crumpled again. ;)

More mimosa, Captain?

ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 16:58:04 UTC

FILL 'ER UP, SWEETHEART.

starstealingirl June 6 2009, 16:51:40 UTC

I vote that you celebrate him with your cock... and then write a bitchin' fanfic about the celebration process, so your adoring audience knows how it went.

pure_morning_8 June 6 2009, 16:53:28 UTC

I second this.

ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 16:58:31 UTC

COMBO ANSWER. I like it. You have great brains AND great tits.

starstealingirl June 6 2009, 17:05:17 UTC

You flatter me, O Captain My Captain.

For the ultimate combo, my tits and I could help you and your cock celebrate Ianto, and then you could write a fanfic about that.

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51stcenturyfox June 6 2009, 16:53:23 UTC

I'm sorry that your bitchin' fanfic about the Three Gay Unicorns wasn't nominated, Capitano. I suspect your fans were, like me, all sure that it was probably unfair to everyone else to nominate something so awesome.

It would have swept the Dark/Angst and Gay Unicorns categories, I think.

ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 16:57:20 UTC

FOR CERTAIN. And let's not forget the Slash and Character categories - could have swept those too. Toshiko was only in it near the end but I really caught the essence of her character!

Laura just made me an awesome "cover" for my fan fiction. Will display to all soon. Why should only novel-length fan fictions get illustrated covers? Finally my literary genius is recognised!

51stcenturyfox June 6 2009, 17:15:10 UTC

WOW!

You definitely got the unicorns right. Really good OCs and they were totally not Mary Sue (or Gary Stu) unicorns. It's really hard to avoid that with your OCs.

(Especially if they emit sparkles. Mary Sues do that.)

ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 17:16:56 UTC

I write what I know.

I write from real life. That's why my writing is so good.

Fortunately for my readers, so many awesome adventures happen to me!

oh_doask June 6 2009, 16:55:08 UTC

I VOTED!

I'M GOING TO EAT THE SCRAPS LEFT ON THE BUFFET TABLES!

Martha made me pay attention to Classic Who.

I liked Peri's tits.

oh_doask June 6 2009, 16:55:45 UTC

PS:! SHANNON! YOU BETTER HAVE A CATEGORY FOR MY FANFIC NEXT ROUND!

ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 17:00:23 UTC

You cornered her by the punch bowl and already gave her your pitch on this topic. I AGREE. Shitty WIP fanfics do deserve their own category.

oh_doask June 6 2009, 17:02:00 UTC

I HAD ILLUSTRATIONS TO IMPRESS MY POINT UPON HER!

Her eyes were flickering away BUT I KNOW SHE WAS LISTENING!!

I THINK THE CATEGORY SHOULD BE CALLED "JOHN HART AND MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE'S WIP!"

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thaddeusfavour June 6 2009, 16:57:57 UTC

That was some party, and a great buffet.

I love the kilt Jack. Easy access?

ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 16:59:33 UTC

Easy, breezy, beautiful, Captain Jack!

neifile7 June 6 2009, 17:03:17 UTC

He can use the extra ventilation, given all the hot in those nether regions.

Otherwise, it's spontaneous combustion right there on the red carpet.

(I didn't see the sporran, though. What happened to the frigging sporran?)

ask_aboutcoffee June 6 2009, 17:04:29 UTC

You don't want to know.

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