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ask_captainjack

Big sexy news for Torchwood Three

Jun 06, 2009 12:09

It's my delight to inform you that MY FUCKING AWESOME BUTLER won a major award at the Children of Time Awards. He's a Best Site as voted by the Internet ( Read more... )

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thaddeusfavour June 6 2009, 16:57:57 UTC

That was some party, and a great buffet.

I love the kilt Jack. Easy access?

ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 16:59:33 UTC

Easy, breezy, beautiful, Captain Jack!

neifile7 June 6 2009, 17:03:17 UTC

He can use the extra ventilation, given all the hot in those nether regions.

Otherwise, it's spontaneous combustion right there on the red carpet.

(I didn't see the sporran, though. What happened to the frigging sporran?)

ask_aboutcoffee June 6 2009, 17:04:29 UTC

You don't want to know.

thaddeusfavour June 6 2009, 17:23:51 UTC

You know, you say that an awful lot. You're wrong! We do want to know! Must we learn to live with disappointment? :P

ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 17:25:12 UTC

Tough beans, Thaddeus! Ianto decides what you get to know or not know. Or what you get to know and then forget. Have you tried his beer yet?

thaddeusfavour June 6 2009, 17:32:33 UTC

I printed the labels for him! Retconbock is great...

Hey! I haven't had any beer yet! Pass me a beer! What are we celebrating again?

ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 18:29:36 UTC

EXACTLY

ask_aboutcoffee June 6 2009, 17:27:50 UTC

Torchwood is Top Secret! I shouldn't even be telling you what he kept in it this much.

neifile7 June 6 2009, 17:42:46 UTC

Well, I saw him stuffing skewers and bananas in there at one point. But then, you showed up with the Weevil, we all got teary-eyed over your acceptance speech, and.... next time I looked, poof!

Hart and the goatees vanished right around then, too. And the two hot guys with their honking big guns. What could any of them possibly want with a sporran?

thaddeusfavour June 6 2009, 17:52:10 UTC

I bet that's where Jack keeps his old family recipe for this, which is, as you know, the only sauce that makes piggin BBQ delicious. So, I'm sure that agents from the Boeshane BBQ Collective are trying to steal it from him.

ask_captainjack June 6 2009, 18:22:30 UTC

PROTECT IT WITH YOUR LIFE, THAD. The Piggin Cartels can do the Kessel BBQ run in under 12 parsecs.

ask_aboutcoffee June 6 2009, 17:53:27 UTC

Sporrans are useful, I suppose. Perhaps one of them thought it was a purse. That one was bigger on the inside, too, shame to lose it.

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