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[ask_captainjack]

It's my delight to inform you that MY FUCKING AWESOME BUTLER won a major award at the Children of Time Awards. He's a Best Site as voted by the Internet

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[ask_captainjack]

Vacation!? Well it would have to be a working vacay.

I bet there's tons of aliens that need to be shot in the face on a gorgeous beach. It's a good thing I can shoot AND hold a pina colada.

[rednwhiterose]

Of course you'd be working...working hard on the beach with the wind in your hair, the sun in your face...

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We could have a "Stay"cation, Jack! I heard about them from Gwen. You take a vacation and stay at home! It's apparently very relaxing.

We'd have to staycation at my flat though. If we stayed here it would just be renaming work.

[ask_captainjack]

Can we somehow move the croissanwich toaster to your flat?

The toaster and chapstick are my two must-haves for Captain Jack on vacation.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I think we could arrange to unplug it and drive it there in the SUV.

And I have one of those electric griddle things. We could make chicken skewers!

Some people pack underwear for a holiday, Jack Harkness packs appliances...

[ask_captainjack]

Underwear? But we'd be on holidays. Besides you already told me about your flat's "no underwear after 10pm" policies.

I don't know if I want to waste my new sticks on chicken skewers. I'm going to clean, sand and buff mine and then put them in the sticks locker.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You don't have to pack underwear, I'm only saying, your priorities are charmingly different.

We can buy some sticks at Sainsbury's. Or I have metal skewers. Be careful when you sand yours, all right? They break easily.

And when we come back we can bring some of my things, for your hole!

[ask_captainjack]

A man. A plan. A hole. Panama!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Points for effort, Jack.

Come to think of it, most of my clothes are at the Hub, and the furniture came with the flat...I have books th -- no, you've "borrowed" almost all of them, and Gwen had most of my DVDs...

I have a toothbrush. And a Dr. No poster.

This is going to be the easiest move ever.

[ask_captainjack]

We'll get you one of those little cardboard boxes they have in the movies when somebody gets fired! You can fit your extra pillow and your potted plant in there. Leave everything else!

Should we burn the flat down to cover your trail?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I do have a stapler there, I think.

No burning necessary, I'll sublet it and let the lease lapse. Or we could keep it as a Staycation Home!

I am remarkably calm about this. Possibly the irish coffee with breakfast had something to do with it.

[ask_captainjack]

LIE BACK SWEETHEART!

Let the commitment wash over you!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Speaking of housing arrangement, Jack. There's an unused storage locker on sublevel 3. The type with the door that rolls up like a garage. I'm moving John's things there from the crate. It means you won't have to see us him as you walk to the coffee maker.

[ask_captainjack]

JESUS! That sounds permanent. This is like the Brady Bunch. If the Brady Bunch was disgusting!

Those storage units aren't well-ventilated, Martha. You might consider poking some holes in the corrugated tin.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Ha ha!

I knew you'd succumb, eventually. Like you had a choice! :o)

[neifile7]

I have a toothbrush. And a Dr. No poster.

Dr. Who?