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[ask_captainjack]

It's my delight to inform you that MY FUCKING AWESOME BUTLER won a major award at the Children of Time Awards. He's a Best Site as voted by the Internet

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Sounds I often hear in the Hub

[gwen_e_cooper]

by Gwen E Cooper, former PC

Counting to 100 (JACK cheats and says, "80,87,90-91-100! HERE-I-COME-TO-FIND-YOU!")

He always cheats.

Moaning.

Barry White CDs.

Towel-snapping (the sublevel showers have a very loud echo through the steam vents).

Re: Sounds I often hear in the Hub

[ask_captainjack]

There's an echo?

Wow those showers are sexier than I thought!

Re: Sounds I often hear in the Hub

[gwen_e_cooper]

A very loud echo.

It's like one of those anomalies in natural rock caverns where someone 400 metres away can hear you whisper, "Lower. Yeahhhhh. Riight...there."

It's so cute that you scrub each other with flannels. I certainly can't reach my lower back!

Re: Sounds I often hear in the Hub

[ask_captainjack]

I have to get behind Ianto's ears. He gets all sort of butler dust behind them.

If you need help, just holler for me Gwen! Holler loud and I'll come bring you flannels and nice sexy soaps.

Re: Sounds I often hear in the Hub

[gwen_e_cooper]

I didn't want to mention this. But.

There is itchy glitter pen writing on my lower back, over the tattoo.

I looked in the mirror backward and it says Property of TORCHWOOD COT 2009 ROCK THE HOUSE!!!!! in Comic Sans.

You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

Re: Sounds I often hear in the Hub

[ask_captainjack]

NONE of that stuff sounds like something I'd do.

I mean you're obviously property of Torchwood and COT 2009 rocks the house, but other than that...

Re: Sounds I often hear in the Hub

[gwen_e_cooper]

It's itchy. :o(

No glitter on people's backs! I don't care how much arse my dress shows.