Big sexy news for Torchwood Three

[ask_captainjack]

It's my delight to inform you that MY FUCKING AWESOME BUTLER won a major award at the Children of Time Awards. He's a Best Site as voted by the Internet

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[gwen_e_cooper]

I went through your purse.

Turnabout is fair play, Jack!

[ask_captainjack]

SHIT Gwen! Did you touch my flake?!? You did didn't you? You probably touched it all the way down your gullet!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Not only did I touch your flake, I nommed your flake.

I COT NOMMED YOUR FLAKE. HARD.

[ask_captainjack]

SHIT. This desolation must be like how you feel when I nom YOUR treats.

I HATE FEELING LIKE GWEN.

Next I'll be pulling over en route to a crime scene to buy XXXL undies for my fat trucker.

"They're on sale!" I'll whinge when everyone protests.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Rhys is not FAT, he's cuddlemuffin-y.

I have special treats for you to nom today. Special hazelnut torte choccies with liquor in.

Have one. Two.

[ask_captainjack]

You've won me back! (WITH TREATS!)

[gwen_e_cooper]

The way to a boss's heart is through his gullet!