Annoying Girl Seeking Her Annoyed Girl

[ask_captainjack]

Dearest darling lovely Captain Jack,

I've got a problem! I'm a fairly normal female college student. I do normal college things like going to parties and getting so drunk I can't remember who I'm hitting on and reading gay porn on the internet. All of these are normal and expected and I feel no shame about them.

However! I have been in love with my

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[dontask_pcandy]

Blokes on the force hide a lot under the "cameraderie" explanation, and will spend more time with each other than with their own wives. And then mostly go home and fuck their wife through the mattress. Liking someone is done upfront and honestly in an environment like that, and keeping someone dangling is cruel.

No-one would say bad of you for going after a look-alike, and if anyone comments just say you didn't realise you hads a "type" until they said. If she didn't clock you on the fancy-ometer, then she just don't fancy you that way... Better luck with the next one, and there'll be three along all at once before you know it. like waiting for a bus...

[gwen_e_cooper]

Ha ha, I know, right?

PC Evans fancied you, though. Did I ever tell you that? The girl with the mole who ended up marrying that forger she met in lockup?

[dontask_pcandy]

PC Evans with the mole was a bloke. The one who ended up with the forger was PC Thomas and also PC Evans with the nickname "Mole" because he was so short... Even for a copper.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

The girl with the mole who ended up marrying that forger she met in lockup?

It's nice when true love blossoms under adversity.

[dontask_pcandy]

You couldn't make up my life, no-one would believe me...

It sounds like an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical plot.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Oh you're right. PC Thomas. She had a mole too, though. Big, big mole. Massive.

You're probably better off she met that forger.

[ask_arealdoctor]

It's nice when true love blossoms under adversity.

That's the unofficial Torchwood motto.

[ask_captainjack]

I like that. Romantic!

[ask_captainjack]

Oh good advice, Andy! Although I've met a lot of T's female lovers and I'd say only about 70 to 75% of them looked like you.

You are not a replacement for Barbara-Ann, no matter how shifty T seems when the topic comes up.

[dontask_pcandy]

Hmmm, I've seen the contents of your wardrobe in the TARDIS and really you have very little to talk about being shifty. The shoes were surprisingly comfy, and T was impressed at how the matching bags were in the same section together.

[ask_captainjack]

Rose and I shared the same interest in bags. We like them to match our outfits and to be filled with choccies.

[dontask_pcandy]

You need a special lining for a bag to withstand Cheesy Chips at two-thirty in the morning, but many things are possible if you adapt... hell I see what I did there har har!

[timeagency]

You're one to speak, BARB!

[ask_captainjack]

SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP. I know it's still a painful subject (for you).