Annoying Girl Seeking Her Annoyed Girl

May 28, 2009 17:18


Dearest darling lovely Captain Jack,

I've got a problem! I'm a fairly normal female college student. I do normal college things like going to parties and getting so drunk I can't remember who I'm hitting on and reading gay porn on the internet. All of these are normal and expected and I feel no shame about them.

However! I have been in love with my ( Read more... )

unrequited love, girlfriends

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oh_doask May 28 2009, 21:54:56 UTC
Question is, did she fondle your organs before she squeezed them back into your body cavity?!

Rejection must be horrible.

I wouldn't know.

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gwen_e_cooper May 28 2009, 22:25:34 UTC
Rejection must be horrible.

I wouldn't know.

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ask_captainjack May 28 2009, 22:27:40 UTC
NO SHE DIDN'T. And I didn't appreciate how you did after you blew me up last week. We don't have Necro Rehab here yet, so step off!

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oh_doask May 28 2009, 22:33:05 UTC
You were dead.

WELL

You woke while I was licking your liver and died again, but it was glorious while it lasted!

(YOUR GUTS WERE NEXT!)

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neifile7 May 28 2009, 21:57:14 UTC
Tish, Tosh, girl-crush on the boss,
Poor boy Boe, Doc don't give a toss.
Best stick with your butler
And woo him with ice;
Your straight girl's no date girl --
That's Jack's best advice.

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ask_captainjack May 28 2009, 23:32:35 UTC
YOU HAVE IANTO'S SMUG ICON.

I almost kissed your nose.

Pulled up at the last second!

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ask_arealdoctor May 28 2009, 22:09:27 UTC
You're very talented! :)

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dontask_pcandy May 28 2009, 21:58:23 UTC
Blokes on the force hide a lot under the "cameraderie" explanation, and will spend more time with each other than with their own wives. And then mostly go home and fuck their wife through the mattress. Liking someone is done upfront and honestly in an environment like that, and keeping someone dangling is cruel.

No-one would say bad of you for going after a look-alike, and if anyone comments just say you didn't realise you hads a "type" until they said. If she didn't clock you on the fancy-ometer, then she just don't fancy you that way... Better luck with the next one, and there'll be three along all at once before you know it. like waiting for a bus...

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gwen_e_cooper May 28 2009, 22:12:26 UTC
Ha ha, I know, right?

PC Evans fancied you, though. Did I ever tell you that? The girl with the mole who ended up marrying that forger she met in lockup?

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dontask_pcandy May 28 2009, 22:17:19 UTC
PC Evans with the mole was a bloke. The one who ended up with the forger was PC Thomas and also PC Evans with the nickname "Mole" because he was so short... Even for a copper.

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ask_aboutcoffee May 28 2009, 22:18:21 UTC
The girl with the mole who ended up marrying that forger she met in lockup?

It's nice when true love blossoms under adversity.

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ask_sigerson May 28 2009, 22:00:39 UTC
Not all Time Lords have rejected you. There was that one moment I did not rebuff you. I, on the other hand, blame the cocaine..

I shall refrain from making any comment on this advice except to say I do not think Ms. Sato was remotely interested in you. My apologies Harkness but I do believe she was rather fond of my older brother. I suppose opposites attract.

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ask_captainjack May 28 2009, 22:30:49 UTC
A fat older man, eh? Not her type. Tosh never found Father Christmas particularly sexual either.

(I do.)

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dontask_pcandy May 28 2009, 22:31:50 UTC
NO.

JUST NO.

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ask_captainjack May 28 2009, 22:40:47 UTC
ANDY, really. How many "You're raping my childhood!" whines do we have to endure from you? I said I was sorry about shagging Vera Duckworth.

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ask_arealdoctor May 28 2009, 22:03:16 UTC
Funny, Tish never said anything about that to me.

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dontask_pcandy May 28 2009, 22:05:32 UTC
Jack sees what no-one else can, and noone else could because it isn't there...

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oh_doask May 28 2009, 22:06:47 UTC
Snap.

LOL!

Nice shirt, PC!

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dontask_pcandy May 28 2009, 22:12:09 UTC
Clean dweebshirt beats skankydirt trendshirt EVERY TIME

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