Dearest darling lovely Captain Jack,
I've got a problem! I'm a fairly normal female college student. I do normal college things like going to parties and getting so drunk I can't remember who I'm hitting on and reading gay porn on the internet. All of these are normal and expected and I feel no shame about them.
However! I have been in love with my
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Rejection must be horrible.
I wouldn't know.
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I wouldn't know.
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WELL
You woke while I was licking your liver and died again, but it was glorious while it lasted!
(YOUR GUTS WERE NEXT!)
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Poor boy Boe, Doc don't give a toss.
Best stick with your butler
And woo him with ice;
Your straight girl's no date girl --
That's Jack's best advice.
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I almost kissed your nose.
Pulled up at the last second!
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No-one would say bad of you for going after a look-alike, and if anyone comments just say you didn't realise you hads a "type" until they said. If she didn't clock you on the fancy-ometer, then she just don't fancy you that way... Better luck with the next one, and there'll be three along all at once before you know it. like waiting for a bus...
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PC Evans fancied you, though. Did I ever tell you that? The girl with the mole who ended up marrying that forger she met in lockup?
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It's nice when true love blossoms under adversity.
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I shall refrain from making any comment on this advice except to say I do not think Ms. Sato was remotely interested in you. My apologies Harkness but I do believe she was rather fond of my older brother. I suppose opposites attract.
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(I do.)
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JUST NO.
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LOL!
Nice shirt, PC!
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